I went on the **** in brixton and stayed at a mates flat, drawing the short straw and getting an armchair to sleep in i must have been desperate for a bed because i was woken by a couple of arabs in the flat downstairs after sleepwalking into their flat, getting undressed to my boxers ,and getting in an empty bed, my mate ( ex london saint jim holland R.I.P. ) said i only escaped a kicking because they were stunned.Teach them not to lock the door really.