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To be honest we probably shouldn't play him tomorrow to keep him safe from Poyet's racist abuse.

and the one's about Jos too.

Sometimes he tries to be too pretty but he is Brazilian so we can forgive him for that. Otherwise he is pure Gold.

Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in between How can we be wrong? Sail away with me to another world And we rely on each other, ah-ah From one lover to another, ah-ah

Poyet believes that you can't be gay to just one person, you have to be gay to the whole world in order to be truly gay. And in Uruguay it is ok to be gay but it is not ok to be gay here so he has changed his ways and is now straight. He says we should all drive on the right because driving on the left is gay. But he also believes that he is too ugly to be gay. And there aren't any gay chimpanzees anyway and he will defend any chimp that is gay in court 100%. Uruguay = Uuu R Gay.

how so?

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He's still completely gorgeous, isn't he! Mmmmmmm! Those batty-boys from Brighton are going to be slipping off their seats when we defend the Northam end tomorrow!

Indeed. As I have mentioned before, I do not find black/brown/yellow women attractive. Never have. You could put what black men consider the most beautiful, sexy black bint infront of me naked - after I hadn't had a tug for a month - and my willy would not be in the slightest bit interested. I find only white girls attractive. (and the odd white boy too, in the case of Dune and Craig Mackail Smith). Does this make me racist? Or gay? Or both? Or none? Should my pecker be reported to the police for discrimination? Or should people just shake hands with it and move on?

NO! I hope not! He'll lose his magically powers. Mind you, with long hair he was a bit of a stud muffin. Probably didn't want all the benders coming tomorrow from lusting after his bottom.

I wonder if the Poyet thinks 'fags' should burn in hell too. Chances are that he is a homophobe as well as a racist. Usually a bigot like poyet is bigotted in all areas. Albion should sack him. What's the point of having a Kick it Out campaign if a prominent manager goes on radio and tells people it is ok to call people a 'n1gger' and that black players shouldn't be 'cry babies' if racially abused. An utter disgrace.

Is any of what true?

Last time the wazzas filmed us I went up to one officer and asked what happened to the tapes, were they stored safely etc. He assured me that they were kept in a safe in the cop-shop in Fratton. I joked that that was hardly reassuring that they were sent to Fratton. He eyeballed me and said 'Why is that, sir?' (in a really patronising way, as if to indicate that I was filth and not a sir). I said 'because our fishy friends in fratton hate us'. He then gave me an unofficial warning about 'being prejudiced'. What a humourless knob, thought I.

is this true?

Don't be so silly. Singing 'we can see you holding hands' is neither offensive nor illegal. If people take offense at it then they are sad losers. And it is most certainly not illegal. If you think it is illegal you need your head examined - and an education in the law.

is this true?

Pepsi is nicer

Oh my goodness! What a racist ****. He should be sacked

He's relishing Brighton coming? Does Fonte pack fudge? Am I allowed to say that or will the rozzers nik me?

Is there a link to the interview

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