1976_Child

yup!

I usually have a w-ank in the train bog on the way home using the match-day programme as my stimulating literature.

Ian Smith was not all he was cracked up to be. Not sure he liked blacks much. And I'm not boring. I just hate Tories and everything they stand for. The world would be a better place without their elitist nonsense.

compassion? from a Tory? Crikey. Whatever next. Warm soggy weatabix?

If I could clone Guly I'd make me a whole bunch and keep them locked away in the basement. I'd creep down in the night, lean against the door frame and watch them sleep. That's how much I love Guly.

Thank you!

so how did the smurfs procreate? Or did the smurfs just **** each other off for fun?

yes, it is.

Rice Krispies? What are you? Nine? Next you'll be telling me sugar poofs.

gross.

sorry, we've moved onto japanese chicks and their impact on my pecker

1. Oil of Olay 2. Skimpy knickers rubbing up against sweet, succulent pussy. 3. Dream Satin Liquid from Maybelline And condoms. Lots and lots of condoms.

I have been going through a Cheerios phase recently. I'm thinking of not restocking the box when I go to Sainsbury's tomorrow. I think I will have a few weeks back on the Grape Nuts. What is your favourite cereal?

Honestly, no. Just simply nothing. Mind you, I wonder if her snatch smells of sushi?

Nope, sorry. Distinctly flaccid. Nothing. And she's had her eyes 'saxonised'.

vodafone are sheety poo poo full stop. Can't stand them. Their sales-***ts in their shops are just ignorant rude nob-heads. And as for those ghey bumble bees flying into windows etc on the advert. How crud are they? O2 are much better. They have nice artistic bubbles floating around.

Call me a John Terry but I only find Anglo Saxon girls beautiful and/or attractive. I've tried to get a bona over a picture of a black girl naked but the little pecker wasn't interested.

the whole point about all the 'marketing' PR the British Legion does is to get people to jump on the frickin bandwagon. If that means that circa 500,000 football fans stand in silence 8 days before the actual day of remembrance then great. The actual day is irrelevant. It is the remembrance and money raised.

when we are 3-0 up in the 3rd minute of added time in the second half of the last game of the season. Otherwise arrogance sets in.

A complete non story. Typical Mail crap. Hardly amazing that young students get drunk and make inappropriate comments. That fact that they are at a Young Conservatives meeting is irrelevant. Students are always making tits of themselves. Left wing students wearing Che shirts also make plenty of idiot statements about Israel etc.

to be honest I'd rather we were a non-league club. prawn sarnie fans - none whatsoever. That is no fans, prawn-sarnie or otherwise struggle for tickets - no tickets needing printing because no fans losing games - the result remains unknown because there are no fans. Falling tree in forest makes no sound etc. relegation battles - promotion battles are unknown because there are no fans to know if they were a battle or not. Wenger & Ferguson blaming on the refs when they play us - the non-existent fans are probably wearing Manure or R-snail shirts anyway over priced tickets - no tickets, no price because no fans more moaners in the crowd - no moaners at all because no crowd. No crowd because you need fans for a crowd to form finally some of our players getting taking off us like Lallana & Guly - no one will know if they are taken off us because there would be no fans to know this knowledge. Actually, come to think about it, why not give the Prem a bash?

Whilst I agree that the main day is Remembrance Sunday, the point here is that we have an international break so no football will be played next weekend. Yes, the main issue is raising money but two points: 1. By putting the issue front and center at a football match - even if a week before the official day - there will be more awareness and more money raised. 2. There is a wider issue to with actually remembering. I would imagine (maybe unfairly) that most people at the games up and down the country yesterday would not attend an official Remembrance service next weekend (whether religious or secular) and therefore asking fans to observe a minute's silence to reflect on the sacrifice of service men and women and more broadly about war as well whilst a 'captive audience' would be a good thing.

Going to be sharing a train with the Albion boys and girls to and from the game so we had better put in a strong performance. Sure we will. Speaking to my Albion friends, they have really not performed so far this season. Lots of injuries too. This could be to our advantage or they could really up their game and come at us from the get-go. However, I am quietly confident after seeing what our lads are capable of and with a big noisy crowd at SMS that we will prevail. I reckon a sneaky 2-1 win.

We have more points. Duh.

pretty much! You gotta admit that Smurfette is drop-dead gorgeous. One thing I never did understand is why she is the only she in Smurfdom? Did the evil blighter kidnap all the other smurfettes?