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thought I heard a rumble over Hove at about 4pm. Maybe was heading your way... The summer was lacking in thunder storms. Normally loads.

Anti EU? Yup. Got my vote. And now what will UKIP do for the country? ..... Nought. One cause party. And fine. It is the most important cause. Without sovereignty within our own borders we have nothing. I will always vote for them in the European Elections. Farage is my MEP, voted by me and I like the man; a decent articulate statesman. A great voice for us in the corrupt nonsense which is the EU. Out of the EU. Full stop. I vote Green in the council elections... B&H is (mostly) Green!!! Hurrah! We are proud to have the first Green MP. We need more localism, more locally grown food, a local currency, local resilience in the face of peak oil, a proper appreciation of the laws of thermodynamics and energy, adaption to the 21st century energy predicament which will invariably lead to LESS GLOBALISATION. National... Stand up a proper left-wing national party which articulates these points. Then you can have my vote... ... (echo::::: '...did you hear that Mr, over-privileged, over-manicured, over-PR-perfected, over EU-obsessed, never had a real job, Milliband? Shall I say it our loud? OK. "WHEN A REAL LEFT-WING NATIONAL PARTY STANDS UP YOU CAN HAVE MY VOTE." NEVER BEFORE. THE LABOUR PARTY IS ONLY A CRECHE FOR PASSERS-THROUGH ON THEIR WAY TO THEIR CAPITALIST MILLIONS. MILLIBAND WILL BE JUST THE SAME. HE CARES NOT A JOT ABOUT THE COUNTRY. HE IS WORSE THAN CAMERON. AT LEAST CAMERON DOESN'T PRETEND TO BE OTHER THAN POSH RICH UPPER CLASS TOFF. HOW THE HELL DID WE EVER ALLOW OUR LABOUR PARTY TO BE HIJACKED BY THESE ****S?

For some reason when I go to the Muppet Show, for the last three days, none of the threads which I have yet to view is in bold or showing 'new posts'. This is peculiar to the Muppet Show. The regular Lounge is working within normal parameters, as is the main board. I realise that the main board here is not the preferred place to protest this, and no doubt you authorities will tut-tut me and look down your elitist-tinged spectacles at my simplicity, but like a cobble-stone camper outside St Paul's, I demand justice! (or at least, an answer. 'cause it is really ****ing me off).

Brighton are 13 points behind us. That is all the difference there is at the moment. And of course they like holding hands. And they have a waaay too expensive but tiny capacity stadium with sh1te transport links. And they are just a flash in the pan. Back down in division three before long. Why are we so obsessed with these sunday leaguers anyway?

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what the hell did all that mess of words mean?

This sounds like a feking episode of Holyoaks. If the mate is good looking and he has broken up with his 'ex' then by all means bend him over and roger him thoroughly. I can't see why the 'ex' would mind. She might even want to watch.

1. All the plastics were given a good season-ticket waving at the West Ham game so were too scared to come back. 2. If proven true he should be forced to wash his mouth out and shoot himself. Before returning for duty at the academy where he rightfully belongs.

I shaved my pubes out of respect for the Brazilian. He is awesome. And good looking. And not bad at Association Football too. Don't get me wrong; our Scouser is world-class too. But not pube-shavingly so. More bread-n-butter big nest-of-pubes awesome. They are different. Kind of like having two testicles. Two separate balls. Each with its own style of pubes.

Vladimir Ilyich is welcome to leave Celtic and take over from Tory-Boy Call Me Dave "I'm ever so rich that I couldn't give a **** about poor people" Cameron. A bit of proper left-wingism is exactly what this country needs. And Dune, before you bother, just go shove Thatcher's autobiography up your privileged Tory arse.

Typical tory. Dune's got broadband so he couldn't give a **** about the chap just doing his job - just trying to make ends meet so maybe he too could afford broadband. Selfish.

What do you mean you're not a dentist?

Shouting 'Steeeeve' every time he got the ball was about as cringe-worthy as it gets. We are talking primary school sports day cringe-worthy. Feking grow up who ever started it.

he's Belgian. Mong.

rather not have any of it.

"Steeeeve" it was just plain sh!te. and probably distracted him from his game. It was X-factor ********. Cringe worthy. Never again please.

What position did caveman use to inseminate cavewoman? Would it have been the typical 'mount' as practised by the rest of the mammal kingdom or would he have been more inventive? Maybe after a particularly succulent mammoth dinner he would have rewarded her with a good old spread the legs and 'think of England' missionary position. Or perhaps if the cavewoman was not so interested in caveman's attentions he would have had to chase her Benny Hill style around the cave.. No doubt to the amusement of the rest of the tribe. And would their cave-sex have been conducted in private or in the main cave in full view of the whole tribe?

So long as he mentions the palm trees in Southampton again I don't care what he said. The moment he spoke of the palm trees he was a legend.

Does anyone remember going to the Wolves game by coach when we beat them 0-6 a few years ago? We all go off the coach in the car park next to molineux and the police herded us straight into the ground. Had to waste two hours drinking expensive beer caged up like we had the plague. Not allowed into the town. So it is hardly new. I did ask one of the police sergeants under what law could they stop free men from having free movement in their own country and he gave me some bull**** about if I didn't like it I could always spend the game in a cell.

If anyone did that to our Rickie I'd go mental. If anyone did that to our Barny he'd go mental.

well he was a good looking fella, and you are from sussex....

well, to be fair, sometimes the actions the rozzers take are just plain bizarre. Like in the last game of the season when we were relegated to league one. We all knew we were down, the atmosphere in the Northam was sad but not violent. Then in the 85th minute out come 20 police with their cute little puppies and lined up facing us home fans instead of the away lot. The doggies started snapping and baring their teeth at us - in our own ground - when nothing had kicked off at all. Made my blood boil and in a split second the whole Northam end was enraged. Completely idiotic thing to do. Then we leave and there is some tw-at of a constable shoving a video camera in my face. They monumentally got that game's policing wrong.

bloody plastics. Where were they for the rest of the season? They should all have a season ticket waived in their faces.

Oh, thank God. I was going to faint. Need our Brazilian up front with our Scouser

Maybe what would happen is we would still have to travel on official coaches, whose windows would be blacked out. We would not be told which ground we were going to until told to remove our blindfolds after going through the turnstiles. In fact, screw it. I think my Xbox idea is much better. Actually, how about this: the friday before the game, when all the bone-heads go to sign-on down the job center just nik them and hold them under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. Pretend they are muslims or something that way the pigs wouldn't have to explain it. And we could rendition them to some where not covered by any pesky Human Rights BS and torture the fek out of them by forcing them to watch replays of all of MLT's goals non-stop.