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idiot me. of course he did.
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has he actually started a league game yet?
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biggest club game in world football
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well we wouldn't be Saints if they didn't !!
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What do you use to clean up after masturbating?
1976_Child replied to 1976_Child's topic in The Muppet Show
LOL. I've actually just re-read my initial post. At tad embarrassed as it happens. Came in ****ed out of my head and what seamed like a good idea to share my personal habits with y'all in the cold sober light of day.... maybe not so. Oh well. I'm on the wagon for two weeks now. the liver starting to really hurt. -
who needs Mackerel Smith when you've got a Rickie. he's only scored 5 for albion in the league this season to Rickie's 9.
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yes. but i echo the point about where he puts the ball after winning it. he is very strong at winning the ball but appears a tad quick to move it on sometimes. it does appear that he is well liked in the locker room too, which helps a lot
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My theory is that in the Championship most games are with numbered tickets - you get a seat number and have to sit in it. In league one most were sit where ever you want, so the noisy 'cheer-leaders' would naturally gravitate to the back and top and there would be critical mass of noise which drags everyone else in. well that's my theory anyway. I also think there are probably a lot of johnny-come-latelies tagging along for the ride at the moment too.
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thank you. that is the point I have been trying to make. It is always the majority who are called selfish. never the moaning very small minority.
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it was also against the rules to run in the corridors at school. only the teacher's pets obeyed. Fair enough if some aren't able to stand for long, then they should sit at the front. Anyway, climbing all those steps can't be nice either.
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1. Agreed - sometimes he just needs to move the ball, but you can't knock him for commitment especially tracking back and getting stuck in getting the ball back. 2. Agreed - standing for 45 minutes, then sitting for 15 minutes, then standing for a further 45 minutes will not kill you. Unless you genuinely can't stand and in that case get a disabled ticket and ambulant. 3. Agreed - but walking back to the station got chatting with two nice derby fellas who thought we were much better than them. And to be fair we were, except the first damn 5 minutes. 4. Agreed - ref was useless but the lino on the left was even worse. And quite why Lambo got bocked right at the end when he was in on goal we will probable never know.
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very good! like it
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Its a game of football, and we were away from home. Its not a tea party. If you are disabled then there is room right at the front specially for you. If not then you have two perfectly good legs and two perfectly good feet at the ends of them. Why should a small minority of grumpy old gits dictate to the majority and spoil their day out.
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Most posters I know need Blu-tack or drawing pins to stay up.
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I went to bed the other night, wearing my Red Sash shirt from last season. Before drifting off I had a tug and ended up with a puddle of ball-juice in the hollow between my thumb and forefinger. You know how it is; you have a tug, you cum, the endorphins wash through you and it takes a while before you have any energy to mop up. In the meantime your subconscious is diligently at work to maintain the wrist in a correct alignment so that the ball-juice doesn't overflow the thumb-forefinger hollow and cascade down onto the bed sheets. But eventually it dawns on you that you must mop up and get some kip. At this point, the other night, I am ashamed to say that I used my Saints shirt to mop up. In my defense I did put it in the wash first thing in the morning. But I am still ashamed. Toilet paper just sticks to your ****. Letting the juice flow onto the bed sheets is just wrong and attempting to pull a pillow-case off a pillow whilst cupping the juice is really, really difficult. Trust me. So, what should one use to clean up after masturbating?
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time for a loan? Just because Barney is injured. Why the fek should I lend you money just because he is injured? Feking lay-about. Get a job. Fek. I'm starting to sound like Dune.
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well, if he is a child surely your free-market Thatcherite gene will want to get him in down the mines pronto. Tories, always the same.
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better not rain on us tomorrow like it did last time we went to Derby. May have been a few years but I am still drying out.
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women shouldn't even be at football. When our lads get home after the game the WAGS should have their tea ready.
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What does a vicar in a salad church say? Lettuce pray.
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oops. I didnae look very hard. Here it is:
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when we get back in the Prem do you reckon Sky Gillette Saturday will let him cover a Saints game? Would be awesome to see him jumping up and down. There was a video on the web of him reacting to us recently, think it was promotion. Can't find it though. Anyone?