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As most men will attest, giving one's arse crack a good hard scratching is not only, at times, a necessary activity but can also be highly pleasurable. Usually, when out-and-about, should the need arise, I provide scratching service to my arse through a layer of cotton briefs. Thus the finger never actually comes in contact with the anal sphincter. Consequently there is less confusion to by-standers and much less chance of arrest. However, in the confines of my own home - when the need is truly, itchingly justified - I will rip my trousers and underwear off and set to excavating the itch from my anus with a religious fervour. Now, here is the question I would like to put to fellow arse-scratchers: Do you find that the bum cheeks have a habit of accumulating a 'fog of stinkiness and clamminess' which is held betwixt the cheeks but yet not in the anal cavity itself? such that if you merely rub your index finger along the crease of your buttocks it reappears damp, smelly and clammy?

Maybe the man would took it up the bum looked like a girl, confused the heck out of the attacker who went looking for a girl instead.

Was it really rape, or sexual assault? Unless the legal definition has changed, it has to be intercourse (vaginal or anal) to qualify as rape. Probably a skate.

Must be really refreshing for you to see people who are only concerned about themselves and their rich buddies. Same old Tories. Couldn't give a stuff about those less privileged.

have a cream tea.

couldn't give a stuff.

Pulis better than both of them.

Surely not. I have never heard of this before - that is players wearing them in a competitive game. Are you sure?

Que?

Maybe the best summing up ever. Last 45 we were playing in a different league. First 20, not so much - but I would say, although we were under the cosh, we dealt with it. And that is ultimately what wins games. Also, I cannae remember seeing a fitter team. Even in WGS era. They are motoring into the 93rd minute. Well done the fitness coach - name escapes me for the moment - but these lads are well conditioned, and firing on all cylinders right to the end.

No. He sounds like a typical money-grabbing right-wing fascist who thinks the world should bow to him because of who he is... ...ring any bells? Is he your cousin?

Turkish you are a delight !! But on a serious note, on a high scoring day it does help to have someone keep a tally. Mind u turkey, they was back up for second half so quit yer nonsense

The only feking job we could offer that overpaid prima Donna is to cook the feking pasties. His attitude would disturb the team and frankly he is a disgrace.

Feking address the feking temperature of the feking cornish feking past-feking-ies. I'm feking fed feking up with burning my feking lips and then feking having to put it in my feking pocket till next feking Tuesday before the feking nuclear feking reaction which feking cooked it feking wares off. For feks sake. If this feking chappie can give us feking past-feking-ies like they feking have at Cit-feking-eh then it is a good feking signing.

Unless you are sure you will have support around you don't confront them directly. Go to a steward and let them know. Also, there is a text message service in operation and you can discreetly txt which row and seat they are in and someone will come and investigate. If you confront them direct they might just start on you. And I completely agree that they should not be referred to as our 'fans'. They only bring shame and dishonour to our club.

Yup. That really came over on the radio broadcast. The whole first half I will swear his name was not mentioned once. The second half maybe twice or thrice. They obviously marked his dance card. We got to know what to do when the opposition do that - when they smother a key player....

the past. in the future we have only Dune's fascist Brown Shirts exterminating anyone less fortunate than him. Bring on the past, I say.

I could do with mounting this 'promotion challenge' :

An utter disgrace by all. NA out. Lowe in. we should never have got rid of C.B. Fry. It all went down hill from then. Just who the flying fek does Cortese think he is, exactly? Waste of space only in it for his own glory and couldn't give a sh!t about the club. That is why we lost.

Lalana had a quiet game- says Merrington. I agree. Absolutely. But that is why there is 46 games in a season.

Right. We battled. We got the goal. We are still top of the league. And if any of you nob-heads thinks we will have an easy 'run-in' with these final 34 games then beware. We will lose. We will lose again. We lose after that loss. But we are the Saints. We have the drive, the spirit, the desire, the sweat. And when I watch our lads at SMS I know they have the real Team Spirit to get us proud. UP THE SAINTS!! WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!

Boro game finished. We are still top.

Come on

Shove off with this top of the table crap. That is just asking for Boro to score.

Nigel, careful.