scotty

Definitely need more nuns. Its our only hope.

Blind guy goes into a clothes store, picks up his guide dog by the tail and starts slowly swinging it around his head, lassoo-style. Horrified assistant rushes over and says "excuse me sir, can I help you?" Blind guy replies "No thanks mate, I'm just looking around." That was told to me by a blind guy.

Scroll down to post #35 for a view of the lady in her full glory. Not if youve just had your tea though.

Animal lovers should probably not look at this.... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=440762

Meh, youre doing her a favour. Its all protein isnt it?

Harsh, but possibly accurate. How naive am I....

Slag.

Somehow I doubt it mate

You're russell brand, arent you.

Thats a bit like the simpsons episode where bart was going to jump some canyon on a skateboard, and homer ended up doing it. With predictable results.

The niece, tbf Put it this way; if she turns round quickly, you'll need to duck.

....(trots off to ladbrokes to get an accy on Nigel to leicester, closely followed by MON to us.....) Just kidding btw

He's right though.

Ah. I assumed he meant the cup game.

Disagree with the bold, agree with the underline. Imho, the players certainly didnt bottle it; we played a team with prem-quality strikers who made all of four chances and took them. We made countless chances, but with a third-flight team agains a top-flight defence......the minute we had to start chasing the game it was always going to leave us open for a hammering, I'd love to know what might have happened if Waigo's header hadnt been clawed off the line early on. And yes, painful as it would be, given the choice I'd rather lose to them twice but go up in auto than hammer them twice and stay in the NPC. Hopefully we'll get the best of both worlds.

There used to be a product called "Speed'n'Eez", which was shellac-based with a mild cutting/polishing compound. They have obviously changed the name given its modern connotations, but theres probably something similar. Also, Antiquax takes a lot less rubbing than beeswax.

You're correct btw, he's been terrific in every game I've seen him in this season. Not sure about the captaincy though.

Baldist.

Oddly, at the WHU game I wandered down from kingsland corner on the off chance, not expecting to get anywhere near the bar during the half time break, (full stadium and all that,) and got served within a minute. Had to lamp a couple of blokes to shove into the queue though.

My wifes niece works in the portswood one, she's worth the trip just for the view

Still carries a f*cking handbag though, doesnt he. Pie-munching northern fairy.

Walk down to blockbusters perhaps?

.....and with us playing a weakened team, just to take the plss ....

That was Bob and Terry in the Likely Lads.