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..and fwiw, I for one will certainly be taking Hampshire Constabulary's advice on board. If they dont want us to sing anything untoward about the shirtlifting, puddle-jumping, interior-decorating uphill gardeners from the gay capital of Britain then who am I to argue.

I wouldnt have minded pounding leslie ash up the back alley tbh.

Ferdinand is an utter prat, and a thoroughly overrated egotist. As has been mentioned above, he spouts off at every opportunity about anything and everything as if he regards himself as the fount of all wisdom and knowledge instead of a very average thicko footballer. Then again, Blatters an idiot as well, I cant understand how he's clung on this long, surely he'll have to go soon?

In my experience, most of continental europe's train network makes ours look utterly ridiculous. Fast, clean, cheap, efficient. We travelled from Paris through Geneva, Milan, and to Naples. Minimum fuss, maximum comfort and everything on time. Plus you can book seats, unlike our travesty of a rail network. Why the British public still put up with the horses arse that masquerades as a railway in this country is utterly beyond me.

So you see yourself as a bland slice of conveyor-belt europop. Interesting.

edit for Sherlock here.

This covers most of us, tbh.

I like the poyet quote from the link on there; "He added: "They are top for a reason. They are the best team in the league and they've been outstanding at home. We are going to go there and play." lmfao, just like they did last season?

...and here was I thinking you had a GSOH.......

No, I just like something to spark me up when the wife gets frisky. You know the score, and viagra's not as cheap as it was.

Cheers pal, another fantasy shattered...

If its a welsh farm the sheep pen usually sounds like a porn soundtrack. Never understood why.

You must have had a reason for taking that particular degree course, like an interest in the subject or an expectation of a career in that field? Whats changed?

The chanting at the posh game was cringeworthy imho. I'm not the creative type, but surely somebody can come up with a better song for shteve?

"no, f*ck off and get your own"? You know too many farmer jokes for comfort mate

Genuine snlgger. You f*cking perve.

He was in Scotland. You cant blame him for poor form.

That was a one off, and I've served my time....

Ive never met BTF, but I can say with near certainty that I'd take a crack at her given half a chance. Which I wont be.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are upside-down.

Yesterdays news. NA seems to have the happy knack of improving the players he works with.

I just assumed he was dead.

My wife never misses this unmitigated sh*t. I thought I'd timed the takeaway supper just right to avoid the x factor, but apparently it was delayed for "technical reasons", so I've been subjected to it as well. What a load of f*cking cobblers, I wish I could machine-gun that screaming hysterical crowd just for giggles.

Berlusconi has just gone, that can only be a positive. Mario Monti favourite to replace him. I'm pleased to see the back of that shrivelled hair-transplanted perve, its time he went, will be fascinating to see what the courts make of the various outstanding cases against him now that he isnt protected by his position (fnarr fnarr)

Thats a bit harsh. I'm sure they're very nice girls.