scotty

Well I'm sorry you lot had a wasted trip to the frozen north, but it could be worse; its just coming up to 8 and I have to go back to work. The job has its compensations though........

I suggested to my wife that it might spice up our sex life if she was to shave her tw*t. I woke up bald this morning.

Why shouldn't they? They certainly deserve one, fair play to them.

Dont you have a woman to carry out such menial tasks? If not, I suggest you get one.

kept us out on his own, didnt he?

Excellent, Smithers....... [rubs hands]

It was a pain for me in 38. I'm neither tall nor short, but the guy in front of me was like peter crouch, I got neckache from having to dodge either side of him to see the game. Wish I'd gone for 37 now.

£1400??? Thats a bit stiff.

Excellent. You cant beat a good religious thread to get a few pages of utter b*llocks.

Yep, he has been terrific. Makes such a difference to the team, I'd rate him as one of our top players this season.

Already been in the Lounge for a while, similar sentiments expressed. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?34063-Gary-Speed-had-died And general sports, for that matter. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?34062-Gary-Speed-has-Died Maybe merge the threads, mods?

Agree with everything said here. He always came across as a thoroughly decent and well balanced bloke. I hope the media dont start digging into the reasons behind it: leave his family and friends to grieve without a media circus.

I'll chip in with a quid if you come to my local to collect it.. and to think all ive asked for is a secondhand book. My mrs is getting off lightly this year

I heard that comment as well. While I agree with the general ethos of playing out from the back, in all the games ive seen this season the most common pressure we've been under has been Kelvin passing short to a defender with oppo attackers loitering nearby and ready to pounce. As a rule, professional strikers are quicker than professional defenders, hence the problem. Kelvin did recently start passing it to a wide player rather than a defender directly ahead of the box, that seemed to reduce the immediate pressure our back line was put under.

Three of the Worlds Biggest C***s in one post!!!! Way to go, windowcleaner.....

lol skate paradise...

Slags!

Sensible words from eelpie.

^^^lol and fwiw, we're slipping nicely under the radar.

Luis Suarez is in trouble with the FA again for racist abuse. He was caught on microphone and camera calling Fernando Torres "a striker".

It was a typo. The OP got confused as he had just seen his proctologist when he posted this thread. Nice bloke, if youre in the area look him up

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Christ almighty, get off your high horses. If an individual gets verbally abused specifically because of their skin colour or sexual preference, that is x-phobic and should be dealt with by the authorities. If a large group of people living in a town that is well known as a popular area for gay people go to another football stadium and get some basically good-natured songs sung at them, it doesnt mean that the opposition supporters consider them all to be homosexual and that that's a bad thing in itself.

wtf? Mikeys a jock??? Get him on the corner turks, I'll show him some real jockism