scotty

Anybody else notice the massive man-hug Jos and Jose gave each other on saturday? Not the ideal thing in front of the brighton mob imho , but showed very clearly the defensive partnership they have already built up. I really hope we manage to keep him on the bus, could be one of the most crucial signings we make this season.

To be honest Dune, I would rather be diagnosed with something vicious and fatal and be dead within 48 hours than suffer decades of slow and painful decline. I've seen too many people go through that. My father in law died instantly from a brain haemorrhage aged 68 while he was washing his car, if I was given the choice I'd prefer that to the ten years of pain my grandmother went through.

lol, the dozy tw*t was supposed to have a pint with me before the game on saturday. As soon as I mentioned it was his round he suddenly decided he couldnt make it Incidentally, what is this Facebook of which you speak?

Dont bother mikey, the lazy c*nt never keeps his appointments

Brightons game plan was the same as last season as well, park the bus and try to nick one on the break. Once we stuck the first one away and they had to chase an equaliser there was only ever going to be one winner, we are just better than them, simple as that. It could have been four or five tbh. Glad to hear poyet get barracked as well, the racist tw*t

I wish I could believe that was a joke What time did you get to the match yesterday you tw*t, now I know why you were running late

There was a tannoy announcement at SMS yesterday saying it was completely sold out, and not to bother travelling without a ticket. Normally I'd take that with a large pinch of salt, but us v the smackheads is probably the biggest game they'll have in brizzle this season so I tend to believe it. No prediction from me as I always jinx us when I do, but I really hope Rickie sticks one or two away.

Unusually for me, I was in block 12 in itchen south and thought I had a pretty good view of it. I thought the Hammond one was a nailed on pen, and everyone around me seemed to think the same. Have to see it again on saintsplayer.

Rickies hat trick obviously makes him man of the match, but Guly was terrific today. Control, distribution, movement off the ball, all top drawer.

Ref was making up for the blatant one he ignored 5 minutes earlier imho.

If you'd just gone to mountbatten school in the mid-seventies you'd have met one yourself. And my bank manager is Richard Whittington, make of that what you will.

Remember Mr Shake-hands Man from Banzai? That was always funny.

16 years and one month, to go to college in the midlands for three years. Came back home for about two months afterwards to the only actual employment I've ever suffered, then moved back to another part of the midlands for a further three years.

..or more accurately in this case, "pffffft.....rimshot"

Not strictly speaking a whippet, but similar. 2 year old Saluki cross, she'd give most whippets a run for their money. She is surveying the carnage she just wreaked on what passes for my garden.

I bet that was a hell of a shock for both of you, how long had you been married?

"Mystic Beige" was the name of a Romany fortune-teller I consulted once at a fair. She told me nothing very interesting would ever happen to me and that I would lead an extraordinarily average life, and I have to say she was spot on the money with that one.

This, a la fergie.

I agree. We need some kind of colour chart, like they have in Homebase.

My sister went to school with a poor kid whose parents, Mr and Mrs Head, had seen fit to christen him "Richard". With predictable results. ffs

oooh, you bltch.

Thats half the fun, what are you on about?

Best move we ever made. (shudders)

huhuhuhuhuhuhhh....he said "get a grip"...... for all the youngsters, thats from beavis and butthead