scotty

Ooooh, you b*tch

pedant alert

all of this, +1 what a hideous day that was, where you sat paul? I remember being over the tunnel and at the end of the game we were singing "you can stick the zenith data up your arse...." and I was more than 10 btw;)

wrestlers

fight

I'm saying theres a theme developing.

He's w*nking himself off to the munichs game. hth

The more I look at poyets comments the worse he sounds. Graceless, charmless, mannerless prat.

Deppos getting obsessed with sexy rabbits lately. Just saying

I have quite a few blind colleagues, one of them told me this one: blind guy goes into a clothes shop. Puts down his stick, then bends down and picks his guide dog up by its tail, and starts slowly swinging it round his head lassoo style. Horrified shopkeeper approaches him and says "excuse me sir, can I help you?" Blind guy says "no thanks mate, I'm just looking around"

tbh mate, I reckon if we start lallana and connelly we'll finish without lallana and connelly. At least nigels a physio, he knows the score probably better than most managers.

I dont care if he's a Martian, he's still a c*nt.

forgotten

to be fair, we were singing "fergie youre a c*nt, fergie fergie youre a c*nt" at st marys. And I shudder to think what abuse ian holloways going to get next season if we go up and blackpool go down

I cant believe it, still stunned. I worked an early shift today and vowed not to listen to the game because every time I do we get stuffed. A mate in dartford texted me around 4.45 to say "sh*t, there goes 2nd", so I had a quick look at the bbc website on my phone, groaned, turned over and went back to sleep. Ive just now woken up to the joyous prospect of picking up the mother in law for the weekend, and had a quick look to check the result and..........BAMMMMMMMMMMMM............. Absolutely un-f*cking-believable. COYFR

Well, I know a couple of old bangers Sue, but Im not sure they'd agree to it.

Micky, thats fair enough comment if you didnt see them at st marys. They were the most negative team ive seen this season, utter sh*te in fact, but played a tactical game and almost nicked 3 points off us. They have worked out the percentage game to a fine art, but dont kid yourself that they play good football. And fwiw, the comments about timewasting are richly deserved, they were doing that 10 minutes from kickoff at st marys.

bermuda

tbh badger, if we dont get a decent haul of points from those games then we dont deserve automatic. Ive got everything crossed for tomorrow.

Who are you, and what have you done with Deppo?

Thats actually quite poetic, like a haiku or something. I'm quietly impressed.

Can you arrange that?

Well, thats just exactly why I asked where you lived. My place is in a closed loop crescent where the residents have steadfastly refused to accept streetlights being installed. TVBC are not happy about this, they have been trying for thirty years or more to install them, but they have to get a majority of the residents to agree to it. Which we wont. So as a punishment, there is no speed limit in my road on the grounds that it is not a built-up area as there are no streetlights, therefore the national speed limit applies. The ludicrous result of this is that you can come off the motorway, half a mile later drive down a 40mph zone, then turn into my tiny residential road in which you could legally travel at 60mph.

Blimey mate, fair play to you for getting to that game!! And thanks for the Saints-eye view on it, nice work.

whereabouts do you live boggy? A decent shout for first move is getting as many of your neighbours as possible to write to your local council and put your concerns on paper. Dont phone, dont email, put it on paper. They have to respond to that, and give you a reason about why they are /arent going to do something about it.