scotty

lemon

therein lies the nub of it. Its a fair point, a lot of my mates greet each other with something along the lines of "alright, you c*nt", if you used the same term to someone you didnt know well it would obviously be an insult. F*ck me, this is a can of worms

I love how this thread has gone from slagging lee barnard for bottling someone to bragging about how hard our schools were

Interesting point about the old firm games as well, thats genuine hatred right there, werent the scottish police asking for the matches to be played behind closed doors recently? And I cant honestly think that calling a jewish guy a yid would automatically be seen as an insult, there were popular jewish songs like "my yiddisher mama" recorded by jews, and the language/dialect is called yiddish, it would be a bit like someone insulting me by calling me a "middleaged white C of E"

If thats the case, my life is over. I'll go and get started on the overdose.

I didnt realise before now that david baddiel was jewish, I just thought he was a c*nt. Does that make me anti-semitic?

I agree fwiw, but it happens in every area of healthcare. NICE do it with every new drug that comes through for approval, ie balance the overall costs and benefits of that drug and either approve or reject it for NHS use. This is not a new idea, the last government used the same system.

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a labrador." "f*ck that" says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

wtf???

I didnt see the rochdale game, but Guly has a knack of looking utterly disinterested and then suddenly bursting into life. Ive thought he looked good at every game ive seen him in at SMS.

Wasnt that voted the ugliest building in the UK? I remember thinking "how appropriate".

I notice that depps is taking a long run-up to his 7000th post.

attacker (I was going to say Lee Barnard, but thought that would be tasteless)

Thats your opinion, and I defend with my life your right to hold it.

professional dancers are usually very attractive indeed, apart from their feet, which are invariably hideous. BTF's post would seem to explain this anomaly. and Jamie, get to the quack pronto and get some medications. Dont take any chances with your chest area, if youre coughing and wheezing you need looking at by a pro, and I dont mean the st marys type

I was sat on the train this morning opposite an absolutely stunning thai girl. I kept thinking "dont get a hard on, dont get a hard on"...... but she did.

Catherine Zeta Jones has today been reported to have serious mental problems. Apparently she keeps looking at her husband and just seeing a wrinkled old pensioner.

^ in that case, Im getting over to ladbrokes and get a tenner on 8 -0. Before I go tho, just popping down the end of the garden where the chickens are, theres some eggs about to hatch, might as well count them now.

Fairly amusing imo, and also accurate. And fwiw, I would have wrecked edwina myself so I dont blame major for taking full advantage

John major. But thats mainly because he isnt remembered at all, apart from the later shocker that hed been rodding edwina currie.

agrees/w toadhall. It always worries me when we start talking about how many we're going to win by

He will more likely be remembered as the man who saved our economy, although you could argue that the two things are interlinked and he is nothing like either.

c*cktail

I can see your argument, but imho redknapp is already nailed on for the england job. Poyet seems like his obvious successor at spurs to me, we'll have to wait and see.

for some reason, if I squint at it, it looks like colonel sanders.