scotty

Benjis right, blimey, I never thought of that. An anti-saints conspiracy throughout the entire uk media, someone should call david icke!!!

which the guy on his left is doing.

Deppo, I will gladly add my name to your email as long as you amend it and tell the bbc sportsdesk theyre a bunch of c*nts.

I'm liking your optimism dazza, fair play to you mate.....but... mathematically, yes. realistically, no. and in any case, we dont need to. 2nd will do just fine.

agrees/w nick. And no need for the sarc deppo, its all good, and you'll only get yourself banned again

You can take the boy out of romford, but you cant take romford etc etc..... and agreed, Id much rather have him in the tent plssing out than outside the tent plssing in.

Got to admit, it does whiff a bit, but would it need to be kept indoors? Are they good ratters, we've got a major rat problem atm because we also keep a few chickens

Anyone on here keep them? pros/cons? My neighbour rescued a tame albino one yesterday which was on the main road here, thinking of taking it on to kill the f*cking rats. And if anyone in rownhams is missing one, pmail me.

...anyway, to get away from heather halfleg... bloke gets up early for his regular sunday morning round of golf. Showers, gets dressed, has some breakfast, gets his gear together and opens the front door. Its absolutely hammering it down with rain, black sky as far as the eye can see, he thinks f*ck it, I cant face that, gets undressed again and goes back to bed. Slides up behind his wife, cuddles against her back and starts fondling her tits. She half wakes up and mumbles "youre nice and early", he whispers "yes, its pouring with rain. " "I know", she says, "and the stupid c*nts out playing golf in it"

I was surprised she got that result in court after their divorce case. Tbh, I never thought she had a leg to stand on.

^I saw what you did there and gary numan is touring again, fwiw

Western European countries arent necessarily exempt from child abuse. The only nationality I have direct experience of is Italy, being married to an Italian, and some of the treatment their children get is abysmal. My wife's aunt was raped by a married man of 50 when she was 14, and fell pregnant as a result. She told me at the age of 75 that it had been the first and last time she had had sex, and at the age of 75 was in tears as she said it. She was shunned by her parents as a result, and had to bring the child up alone. I have hated the catholic religion with a vengeance ever since I met the lady. If you look into it a little, some googling will do it, the mediterranean countries have a culture of madonna/whore mentality which is beyond belief, women are either there to be put on a pedestal and married, or used as a sexual plaything.

cigar

No, he's over this way now, oddly enough not a million miles from David Gower, who is another chap whose pleasant persona is not reserved for the tv cameras. Ive run into quite a few people in the public eye in my time, a large percentage of whom have turned out to be utter tw*ts, but Messrs Needell and Gower are both absolutely top blokes.

I suppose that means snail porridge and bacon and egg icecream on the menu

If thats the one on the sharp corner by the railway line then I do indeed and stand corrected. Only ever been in there a couple of times.

polarity

I know him slightly, do some work for him once or twice a year. Very nice guy, no front at all. He lives over lockerley way, ive run into him at the millhouse in mottisfont.

nothing in kingsland corner either, except a few robs from the skates songs well before he went off.

He was pretty lenient tbh. A couple of hard tackles in midfield went ignored, most refs would have blown for fouls. I didnt understand the "advantage" he played in the 1st half, what advantage was there for us in that position? Good reffing overall tho.

I can honestly say thats the first time I've seen Shakespeare quoted on this forum. Top marks, Ken

No problem. "Sharia-friendly" just means you have to ask them nicely, rather than steaming into the bank and yelling "lend me some f*cking money you c*nts".

Is it too much to ask that we get the match more or less buried in the first half for once? I dont think my nerves can take another must-win comeback. And fwiw, I havent been to a league game this season where we havent won, and Im going tonight.....

Easy. Get the neighbours to come round and complain. Youre a student, you know the score

The Daily/Sunday Spurt kind of lost its relevance when the internet got invented.