scotty

^Polish girl goes to the doctors with an itchy fanny, he examines her and says "when did you last have a check up", she says "Ive never had a czech up but ive had a couple of hungarians"

Makes you wonder what the man could have said that would result in the police sealing off the area without any physical assault having occurred. Threat of abduction or rape perhaps? They obviously took it seriously.

oh god, if only........

any of you lot in Charlotte Place last night? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-12951598

........and "PAEDO SCUM" sprayed on the plinth...

They'll be well up for it whatever their situation. Then again, so will we but for different reasons.

oddly, I assumed you had meant "delighted"

I thought Guly had a good game yesterday, there was one particular twist and turn on the ball about midway between the circle and the box with three mk on him and he left them for dead, wonderful skill. Very good passer as well, excellent signing imho

I always find it easier to stroll to the royal oak once the game has actually finished and settle down with a quiet ("quiet" !! ) pint and mull over the match for half an hour. By that time most of the traffic has cleared. But even saying that, Ive seen lads leave 10 minutes early from 37/38, then seen them in the pub when I got there, and they are still there when I leave, now that logic I cannot understand.

aaah, so thats why Jack Stephens turned down Fulham.....

Interesting that he's done the rounds of the training facilities and opted for us. Hopefully that helps confirm the direction we're headed in.

Did she tell you with a shy stammer that you were her first?

I'd need to see some footage to offer a definite opinion.

Nicks is still there, dont know about past times tho. The shops in there changed with monotonous regularity.

One thing I couldnt work out, dont know if its already been mentioned elsewhere, in the first half Rickie and AL seemed to be alternating on the left wing with the other taking over as the target forward. Adam is as we all know fantastic out wide and cutting in, but Rickie seemed out of his comfort zone on the wing, and a few moves broke down when he was out there. And AL's natural positioning doesnt best suit a central striking role. It looked to me like a pre-planned tactic which we abandoned second half.

me too, but the stewards told me to stop. Is there no justice?

I thought N'Guessen was the one getting the stick rather than Forte. Turks pointed that one out before when he got cheered for getting subbed, and he was right. Did Forte ever get any sh*t from the fans? and agrees/w saint clark about puncheon, you only need to listen to that NA interview to know how the manager rates him.

That doesnt mean that we cant call them c*nts when they crop up on here tho. Ive asked this before and had no answer yet, how many of this forum's posters post on other clubs fansites? I know adriansfc was on the brighton site the other day, and that seemed fair enough to me, but we do seem to get a steady stream of wums on here.

ruts

can you post a pic of it, sounds interesting.

oakay.

oh, its you, is it?

chinese

blimey!! Amazing he could have survived that long.

this. They came to st marys, played like sh*t, parking the bus and timewasting from practically the first whistle, and still almost nicked 3 points if kelvin hadnt of saved that pen...