scotty

+1 fergie, youre a c*nt, fergie fergie youre a c*nt....

that may be true, but I notice you didnt reject the idea.

perfect result, shame there was no red cards;)

oh f*cking yes!!!!

ffs

come on you dorset tw*ts.....

courtesy of john cooper clarke last night at the railway inn. Cant be anti-semitic as JCC is half jewish, apparently;) two jewish lads in town, gorgeous blonde walks past, one lad says "f*cking hell, I'd lend her one" same two lads walk by a catholic church, theres a sign outside offering £20 to anyone who converts today. One says "easy money, I'll go in." Ten minutes later he comes out again, his mate says "did you get the twenty quid", other guy says "is that all you people think about?"

well whose fault is that?

perhaps we could simply cripple Brian Cox and rip out his voicebox.

nice work, I hadnt thought of that! we wont start wishing anybody injured tho, dune opened that can of worms before.....

I was gutted to see ali dia leave. How did that happen??

from our perspective I'd like to see bournemouth win, but they arent going to. Solid win for posh imho and more pressure on us for tomorrow. Hope for a draw at best.

nobody that doesn't have to.

The last specialist organ shop (fnarr fnarr) in southampton was in the east street centre, teville organs. I'm gland theyve gone.

Labours spin doctors cornered Ed Miliband at millbank and told him "Look Ed, we think its high time you took your girlfriend up the aisle". Ed blinks and says "are you thuggethting I should thodomithe her?"

I think they qualified that by saying "for this league", and they may have a point. Anyway, Liverpool turned down our offer for Torres, che sera sera.....

in all fairness to Matthew Le God, I still havent ever worked out the "we're the kingsland....."..."we're the northam...." chants. If anybody feels like enlightening me, feel free, I'm going on saturday so preferably before then.

Personally I found it quite amusing, especially the number of posters treating it as a serious proposition and rubbishing it as if it had ever been one. Glasgow = Ubertroll

priest

Do they issue YP railcards to 50 year olds? And if not, why not?

Got to admit, it is quieter on the roads. I dont do many long runs, but even around town its not as busy as usual. Ive switched from using the old bmw estate (25mpg at best) to my old standby civic (40mpg) just because of the fuel prices. Interesting point from Hatch btw, train prices are creeping towards parity with car journeys, but only if you are travelling alone. A return to london from soton central for 60-odd quid is farcical. I know you can get better deals if you book in advance etc etc, but that assumes you know well in advance that you want to go there. You ought to be able to jump on any train and reasonably expect it to cost you less than driving your own car there and back imo.

tbh, I hope none of the magistrates in attendance have been to the home games and heard the "he's short, hes f*cking hard" chants about him

When I lived in Stoke there was a carwash that had a sign outside reading "handjobs £5". After a year or two of this, the filling station down the road got one of those automated carwashes that has a drier as you drive out, they put up a sign reading "why pay £5 for a handjob down the road when we'll give you a blowjob for £3.50"

my sexy chinese neighbour told me she was desperate to get a rodgering. I had my trousers down and my cock out before I realised she meant her spare room was being let.

pmail BHA. Simples