scotty

This. Sod it, I was really hoping for a bit of slack from todays games.

Apparently his septum is stopping him from sleeping properly. And there was me just thinking he was hopeless... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13170015

B*llocks. I was really hoping for a bit of breathing space from todays games. F*cking mk plastic tw*ts, they managed to get themselves up for it at st marys then they roll over for the yorkies at home ffs

f. F. S.

whoosh, I said that when harry gets the england job then my bet is that poyet will get poached over to spurs.

er, no, hes not dead. The friends in Malaysia refused to speak to him again after he insulted them by refusing to eat the barbecued alsation they had so thoughtfully paid around £1000 for at the best dog restaurant in town. And for some reason, my mate doesnt seem particularly keen to heal the rift.

Ive got a tenner on gus jumping ship for spurs when r*dkn**p gets the england job. I really dont think he'll stick it out at brighton once he gets a prem offer.

I'm not sure, but we've got plenty of tits on here already

Nigel - This Is Why We Play Posted on: Thu 21 Apr 2011 Nigel Adkins says the position Saints are in at this stage of the season is what makes football so special. The gaffer has promotion in his team's sights, and the five remaining games of the campaign are what his players are in the game for. "It's an exciting time of the season and we are embracing the games that are coming up," he told Saints Player. "It's so exciting. This is what you are in football for, experiences like this! I would rather be at this end of the division than at the bottom end of the division because we are trying to win things and get to the next level. "We are constantly winning games of football and these are exciting times. "The object is that we need to get this magnificent football club to the next level, the infrastructure is in place to do that. "When I came here we were 22nd in the division, I'm not sure how many points we were behind Brighton at the time but we needed to move this club forward and I think we have done that. We have won games consistently and everyone has a smile on their face at this football club, we are enjoying what is going on and we are in a position where we have five games to go." A trip to Champions Brighton represents a top two battle, something Adkins knows all about from his previous promotion campaigns. "They have done great, congratulations to Brighton because they have got themselves champions a few games before the end of the season and deservedly so. They have been consistent throughout the course of the season and you have to do that if you want to be champions, so congratulations to Gus and the players. "I've been there with S****horpe, when we won the division by six points, and I know that you still have to work hard. You may have won it and the celebrations may still go on, but the players know that they have to go out and play well, and I'm sure Brighton will be very professional in that regard. "We expect a tough game, and it will be a great atmosphere. I said to the supporters at S****horpe when we won the division that they had a chance to go out and sing 'we are the champions' - the Brighton fans have had to wait a long time to get to their new stadium and they have got promoted now so they should go out and enjoy everything that is going on. "I wanted to win the division, you can come up with things that try and give you that opportunity to do that, in the same way that Gus has done, but they have done it and congratulations to them, enjoy it and look forward to next season." The game itself has all the makings of a classic encounter, although the manager is aware of the variables that the home side have used to their advantage throughout the season, as they did in the reverse fixture at St. Mary's in November. "We will go to Brighton at the weekend and we know that the ballboys will be existent and then non-existent because they have done it all season and everyone has complained about it. You just have to get on with it because that is football, and that's life. "They will try and jump up and down but that might just be the foreign mentality and they tried to get Morgan Schneiderlin booked at our place by doing just that. They have done it all season and plenty of managers have complained about it but you just have to get on with it, that's life. "You can't get wound up by it. They have had more penalties that any other team in the division, but as I say, it is about winning games of football and they have gone and won. Whatever way you try and do it, there are different ways to skin a cat and there are different ways to win a game of football, and they have had that winning mentality this season. "I said it weeks ago that there are plenty of twists and turns to come, it is about keeping calm and having a level head and just chipping away. That's what we had to do against Bristol Rovers, it can be difficult because some people might think that we should go and beat them by 10 because they are at the bottom of the table, but that doesn't happen in English football!"

Only a decadent western imperialist would refer to crudities. You go ahead and guzzle your celery and gherkins, I will stick with my traditional fare of beetroot and vodka.

or more to the point, Chappers scored for us..... "In Lee Barnard and Rickie Lambert, they also have goals in their team, as they proved in losing 2-1 to Manchester United in the fourth round of the FA Cup."

point of order mr chairman, you dont need to asterisk "bastard", its one of the few words that the swear filter doesnt pick up.

Havent the concorde got a three day tribute bandfest going on around then? I was thinking of going to see the limehouse lizzy boys, strongly recommend that. They play the brook regularly, very good indeedy.

Interesting comment from NC; “Nothing has changed,” he said. “This is a long-term project. This was never a financial transaction. "It was done with the strong belief that we can achieve something here which is going to be special; special for all the people, special for the region, special for the city and special for us.” If that is genuinely how he sees it, and I think it is, then the jobs a good'un. Happy days indeed

piano

I wonder whether old jug ears drained his nuts up mrs parker-bowles just before he married his english rose. Aaah, the romance....

breasts

americans/legs lol, amended and re-amended, me and hamster are spending too much time on here

Ed M is irrelevant to the next election as he wont be Labour leader by that time unless the Labour powers that be have decided they cant win it. And the libdems did the decent thing for the country by forming a coalition government, clearly against their own narrow party interest.

twirling

You went to the JPT final then;)

Is that the bitter voice of experience?

actually, thats a plan!

We have a paid-up member of the pervert community less than 10 houses away from me. He got done for flashing in a shop in bournemouth, since then I drove home one afternoon to see 2 police vans and about 6 coppers taking him and his computers off for questioning, turned out he'd been downloading child porn. Sick bastard

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