jeff leopard

the ozone will part like Karen Matthews's legs, and its going to get really ugly and i'm going to punch a squirrel in the face (which isn't easy) for good measure

:smt081 maybe but that’s for another thread, and also mental isn't the prefered term. Those looney left pc brigade will send you to a five star luxury prison and shower you in benefits. this is the crux of my point, we claim to be leading the way but its rapidly unravelling and nothing would confirm this point more than building extra runways. building extra runways will lead to a major increase in flights and send out the message that this is fine. No we're not, as a nation we're talking the talk and feeling great about ourselves but not following this up with action. This is why I'm not going to slate the protestors as they are highlighting Brown's shameful hypocracy. We're saying, 'oh look at us and the things we're doing' but in practice this amounts to little more than getting impoverished nations to off set our carbon emissions. Anyroad, phuq this for a laugh, I'm off to set fire a pile of old tires and fling them at disabled kiddies and vulnerable adults. Thats what you wanted, thats what you've got. HAPPY NOW?

I've been doing exactly that over the last week or two. "Nina's eyes popped out of what was left of her back. Why, oh why had she opened that tomb. The sand turned red. This was because she was bleeding on it. Blood, ruby-red blood, her blood...blood... ...and **** and ****." Man-to-Man with Dean Learner was pretty good too, his tirade against def lepard brough a tear to my eye

OK, so lets keep increasing the number of flights until it is a major cause of carbon emissions. Even if they're shuttled by coach or train? Really? Wow. No, your right of course. Let just carry on like there is no problem. But when your children and your children's children ask you how you tried to fight the global crisis, at this tipping point in human history, be sure to point out you had great fun ridiculing the protestors.

so are the protestors soap dodgers or middle-England middle-class busy-bodies with nothing better to do? seems like you'll throw any out-of-date cliché at them to justify either shooting them on sight or at least throwing them in a deep dark hole. so yeah, cry your hearts out for people who had their flights delayed for a couple of hours and go about ignoring the bigger picture i.e. the slow destruction of our one and only planet. its important to get your priorities in order.

That’s because a migraine is a mild form of a stroke, does that make you feel better? I get the flashing lights quite a lot but only 1 in 10 of my migraines are bad (the kind where the smell of water can have you vomiting like a loon). But (not wanting to top-trump your suffering) I also get cluster headaches which are really really nasty, they used to refer to them as suicide headaches because regular sufferers had to be put on suicide watch in hospital. I've never had a nail slowly driven through my right eyeball but I bet it feels just like a cluster headache. And as the name suggests they often come in cycles of one or two a day for x number of weeks/months. Plus they can't be treated by painkillers. AND my attacks were caused by (gulp) alcohol so I've not touched a drop of wine or beer for months now. But compared to the suffering a cycle of cluster headaches, going dry is easy peasy.

Now thats what I call classy cinema :cool: full marks Not seen Pickpocket but I watched Diary of a Country Priest a few times when i was studying Taxi Driver as it’s a key influence. I've always meant to get round to watching Pickpocket. Maybe one day i will.....

kill it with fire

Eddie Izzard's 'Definate Article' is much better than 'Dressed to Kill', and one of my fave stand-up dvds ever. Bill Hicks 'Revelations' is very good and filmed in London so its geared for a UK audience. Dylan Moran 'Monster' is tops, his follow up was very under-whelming. You can't go wrong with some classic Richard Prior or anything with Frank Sidebottom.

the song they played on solent just before 2nd was ****ing awful really terrible anyway....

Good on them! I'm behind the protestors 100%. The govt has truly ****ed up over this, capturing headlines about how Britain will lead the fight against carbon emissions and then trying to claim it doesn't include commercial flights which is a major offender. The proposed third runway at heathrow is just an insult. Direct action must be taken by the people. Everyone has to think very carefully about whether they actually need to fly. The days of care-free/low-budget travel are over.

He was always strangled by his parents by the age of 5 or 6. Its a sure sign of the failing state of families that his latest incarnation was allowed to reach adulthood and reap such destruction upon a righteous and holy football team (there's reference to it somewhere in revelations).

i still would

He's right though. I'm surprised no ones said Miracle on 34th Street (the 1940s version), thats like a parcel bomb of love and good times going off in your face.

STEP ASIDE FOR THE PHOTSHOP WIZARD AND FOOTBALL SATIRIST EXTRAORDINARE KA-POW KA-POW

I love the way Bert the cop turns up with his accordion strapped on. Its like, 'Hmmm, trouble at the Bailey house, I might have to arrest my best friend, do I take my gun or my accordion?' Full marks to Chief Wiggum for coming similarly prepared for the end of the Leftporium episode.

Just got copies of the latest sigur ros and tv on the radio albums, I'm liking them but, as yet, they've not rocked my socks off. David Holmes - Lets Get Killed Its been years since I last played it and was pleased to find it still sounded pretty good. Bob Dylan - Masters of War One of the bluntest and darkest phuq you's in the history of popular music.

As several of you have correctly pointed out, its… It’s a Wonderful Life - one of the greatest films ever, and apart from the insanely happy ending, its one of Hollywood's darkest. Gremlins plus Hudsucker Proxy and Trading Places have Christmassy bits. The Flaming Lips have just released their self-financed/shot film Christmas on Mars. Not seen it yet though.

Cool. As soon as I started reading it reminded me of Fahrenheit 451, but yeah, 1984 too. I really need to read that book again. I feel a bit of an Orwell binge coming on (albeit spread over several years knowing me ) I was talking to someone about animal farm the other day and now i really want to read that again. And watch a women being phuqqed by a horse.

Just started The Handmaid's Tale by Margret Atwood, so far so good.

Brilliant album, kinda like the fleet foxes but with bigger balls, more spunk and a tendency to go all distorted and shouty. Mega Breakfast by The Chap is my fave of the year fo' sho'.

Its not like it used to be, before the darkies ruined everything, now you can't say darky without the PC brigade labelling you a racist and throwing you in prison, which would be a fine thing because they are more like 5 star luxury hotels these days. What about those speed cameras which fine you when you speed, what an outrage! How mercenary of the govt do this! They should be locking up paedo's and deporting muslims before they bomb us. Everything was perfect before the immigrants stole my job, ate my children, raped their teacher and devalued my precious house. What do you mean it hasn't trebled in value since i started typing this messge? Kill Gordon Brown, vote BNP and swear allegiance to The Telegraph, before its too late! Y A W N !

and whilst my heckles are raised, the planet will be a much nicer place when Chris Moyles and Jeremy Clarkson both suffer long slow agonising deaths to hand-sized blunt objects. Moyles, the white van driver of radio 1, thinks that the louder he shouts his poisonous-playground opinions the funnier he is. He is as relevant today as those racist and sexist 70s sitcoms, but its OK cos he's a bloke and builders love 'im. Clarkson - self-centred, arrogant, MOR loving, climate-change-denying Nazi. If you cut him, he would literally bleed daily mail. I literally spend my life despairing at their ugly bloated popularity and refuse to bring another life into this world until they are dead. (and relax)

Fern kunting Cotton she is a disgrace to humanity and even amongst radio 1 deejays is a towering retard.

whoop - there it is! classic line-up, top talent, bum touching. you'll get at least one of these if you come and party hard-on saturday. the last time we played together was on Sunday 4th May and we all know how special that day was. expect something at least a million times better.