Deppo

Shush now. Lol!

Where did you get the money from?

This thread is about DBP, dune. Please keep it on topic. Not everything is about you, you solipsist weirdo.

I don't understand this comment.

Thatcher would have liked DBP. I'd like to sex her up. And him.

I'd love to see Robbie here. Fingers crossed - stranger things have happened!

That is genuinely PC gone mad.

Avatar and the main board.

As Winston Churchill once said "I like Dave Benson Phillips. He is much more entertaining than The Black and White Minstrel Show."

My team is looking for a hard man to play with in the middle.

I think Hypochondriac should change his name to "Buttmunch"

I agree that parents are too soft. My parents beat me every day of my infant life and I turned out fine.

B&Q now has it buy one get two free for a tenner.

I am interested in these if they are still available? PM me.

They are bloody early risers when they are young aren't they? How old are yours?

My apologies. I just presumed from the manner of your posts that you were one of us.

Correct.

My team is desperately looking for some new players. We are based in Bournemouth but a few of the boys live in Southampton and drive up every game so you wouldn't be stuck for a ride. http://www.gfcbournemouth.co.uk/ Let me know and I can arrange for a trial if you like. What is your favoured position?

Rubber, I suspect.

Spoken like someone who's only just lost his virginity.

Perfumed ponce.

The Besnard Lakes - Are The Dark Horse

The ability to quote endless diatribe about how the country should be run without leaving your computer to actually do anything about it. Throw in a few links to Daily Express/Daily Mail articles, some videos of UKIP/EDL and some outdated quotes from political leaders from a time gone by and you're there.

As Churchill once said, "Homework is what this country was built on. We brought homework to the Empire and made the brown people in the colonies do half an hour every night without fail. That is what made this country great. That and tiffin."

Right, dune. I've bought my white hood and cloak and I'm ruddy well ready for this crusade. Where shall we meet? I'm assuming standard Tory/right-wing practices stand, so bagsy I'm behind you in the circle of love.