Deppo

Maybe someone has been tampering with them? Have you upset anyone recently?

Message understood. My lips are sealed!

I completely agree with this last sentiment about people being self obsessed. The worst sort are those who think their opinion is so important and interesting that they'll spend ages typing out long rants on internet message boards. Self obsessed and utter c*nts.

Listened to Klaxons - Surfing The Void but it's a bit cack. Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles. That's better.

I preferred Whoopee And Wow.

Surely you don't need a diagram to know how to hack off someones hands/feet? It's got to be reasonably easy to figure out what to do. Rather than getting upset by what is being taught, I'd be more concerned by the lack of challenge in the work. Is this really the state of education in this country? And teachers try and say exams aren't getting easier.

Jamie Redknapp

Steve Moron and the Wallaces.

Danny Guthrie

Can you provide any verification that this is not stolen?

Beach House - Teen Dream my album of the year.

+1 on the Shipperly front, completely underrated.

Derek Statham Neil Heaney David Hirst

I'll start: Antti Niemi

Does this the **** word begin with a "w"?

22.500 only - at the cost of £93 million or something.

Yeah, but we'll always have more people who want to watch young men with shorts on running around.

They say that Brightons stadium will cost £93 million and will still only hold 22,500!

Coffee. Screen. I. Spit. All. Over. My. The. After. Post. That. Reading. Re-arrange these words and you'll know what just happened to me! I just had another massive LOL when I read my post about this thread heading staright to the Golden Threads forum - it's called the Golden Posts forum! There isn't a Golden Threads forum! That's the kind of thing a blonde would do! Blondes, eh?

This is definitely shaping up to be a contender for a "Golden Thread"! Some quality stuff here, I've spit my coffee all over my laptop afew times already! Anyway, on a sadder note, my wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in. Hello Golden thread forum!!

She sounds like a *****. You should have hit her. LOL!

Why are your cars headlights like a woman? Because they're not very bright! Brilliant! This car based humour is really helping us men bond. You know what I really hate? It's when women don't indicate! What's that all about?!

I know, but I just can't lie, or constantly listen to something new. You're crazy in the coconut mate.

You'd marry her if Ozzy Ozbourne spent a weekend with you, getting drunk and telling you he's gay? Interesting.