Deppo

There is a good point in all of my stupid humour. You just have to be clever enough to spot it. If you don't spot it, chances is are it is about you*. *I don't mean YOU specifically. That goes for whoever is reading.

When the firemen went on strike, Stuey was really keen to point at that they chose to do the job so they shouldn't expect more than what was given to them when they went into it. Same with teachers, etc. So why do soldiers deserve to get any extra privileges? It's the same principle isn't it? Or is it that Stuey used to be an armyman so that makes it different?

Yes it does.

I was thinking that perhaps we could give the spare tickets to underprivileged children or people with terminal or debilitating illnesses or disabilities, but now I think I agree with this. It would be much better that they go to the troops as they will spend money at the kiosks at half time, whereas kids/handicapped wouldn't make us any money at all.

Why can't The Sun fabricate the pictures themselves, just like they do the stories?

How many match reports of our League 1 games did they have before this ban was in place?

I think this is a great idea. Well done Justin C I salute you - lol! This really is something that is close to my heart and I am glad that you have sent Luker the email and that you have published it here. As I said, saving money is something that is really close to my heart and I think we could all save a bit of money if we sent emails to David Luker. I am on minimum wage working in a popular fast food restaurant, so I know exactly where you are coming from. We both offer a service to the public and get very little in return so it would be great if we could get free tickets for sporting events/West End musicals/strip clubs/etc. I don't see any harm in asking and I have been inspired by you to send an email to Luker this morning concerning my industry. Thank you, sir. I salute you (lol again!)

Crumbs! I was agreeing with you! I wouldn't want photo's of myself looking ill in the paper either. I'd be so anti photos of me being ill appearing in the paper that I would ban all photographers from the game and then ban them from taking photo's of me elsewhere as well.

Yes, makes perfect sense. Markus was ill so he only wanted official saints photographer to take photos of the players and the game.

It wasn't that game, I remember now. It was against Leicester City.

Oh yeah right, so we can sign Ibrahimavic from Barca but we are too small to sign Beattie and Bellamy! Hypo, add him to your mentalist files!

No Chancw!!!

But would he take a wage-cut?

Or someone else mentioned Zoltan Liptak. He came once, why not again?

This might seem a little 'out there' but what about James Beattie? He is unsettled and won't get a game at Stoke this season, from what I have heard. Might enjoy the chance to come back.

Blame Gaz. I would.

You are wrong. It was definitely Zoltan Liptak against Ipswich in the 2-2 draw, as another poster has since confirmed. What a blinder! Maybe you don't get to that many games and missed it, but it was a hell of a goal which I shall remember forever.

I would

I think Smirking Saint should be given credit for coming up with the idea in the first place. MILF

You wouldn't like him. He's not your sort of person , if you know what I mean.

Adrian Charles supports Wolves WILLF

Zoltan Liptak.

My God. Our chairman, marcus, has just died and most of us are in mourning and all you can do is make the whole thing worse by calling fans "morons". well I hope you feel big and clever, I really do. Only someone like you would be able to make someones death worse. Learn some respect FFS. MILF.

I cried my eyes out when Goose died. I didn't know him.

If AP didn't know before, presumably he does now.