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I take it this is a question about sexual preference? Pardew for me. He's got a nice face and I like his hair. It's like the hair of a man in a catalogue. It's whiteness seems to make him sexier. O'Neil can f*ck off, quite frankly. Although he can be quite funny and charming, he's no looker is he?

I wish you did too.

I agree with this. I think we should definitely bring someone in. I too, don't know anything about ex-board members, but I definitely think that they are the people for the job. I was thinking too, perhaps we could bring in the man that runs my local Post Office. I mean, I don't really know enough about him but surely he could offer something to the club? There are other people I have ideas about too. I mean, I don't really know enough about them, but that shouldn't stop us appointing them. If anything, not knowing enough about the people who I am suggesting we give jobs to, is something Cortese would appreciate. After all, he is making all these crazy decisions based on not really knowing enough about English football and how things should be done the old-fashioned way, before all these foreigners came into the game with their silly ideas, indecipherable accents and confusing ways.

This is correct. He was actually in the ticket booth when I went to get my JPT ticket and personally sold it to me. He was manning the phones at the same time. Not only that, he was in the catering outlet on Saturday and was at the till where I bought my sausage roll. I picked up a ketchup bottle and he suggested that I try it with a bit of mustard instead as it complements the seasoning in the sausage meat (a recipe of his own, adapted from a Cortese family favourite). I'm also pretty sure that Cortese was the steward who asked me to sit down on Saturday, when I was stood for a little while. He was right too, as I didn't realise that I was stood in the way of an elderly lady. Hardest working chairman in the business.

I can't believe that he can stand back and watch us BURN! We are in such a terrible state right now - how can he just sit there and watch????? Does he not realise that we have lost our first game of the season??? What is the matter with him? He must be blind not to see that we have lost a game of football!!! Pull your finger out Liebherr - we are now 3 points behind the leaders and there is no way back!!!! Don't listen to these people with their heads in the sand, dune. We must make Liebherr see that the club has been destroyed!! We are in a worse state than we were 15 months ago!!! This is the end!!!

Come on. You aren't really this thick.

Don't be silly.

Billy Sh*te is not going to like this. Not one bit.

Pooing the team after 1 game shows what a rubbish fan you are.

Don't be daft.

Gets my vote!

Had you sh*t your silly pants again?

I have lived in Plymouth for 15 years now and I say that their training ground is not a park, nor is it a common. It is a state of the art University Sports Facility, where players train whilst getting a degree. Nicola would never stand for that sort of thing with our players. He doesn't want them bettering themselves. He wants to keeps them as daft footballers who he can easily manipulate. The man is pure evil. only the good lord knows what his plan is with staplewood. Something fishy is going on. Something very, very sinister.

As long as everything Cortese does continues to upset dune, Dave Benson Phillips and alpine saint, I think we can all agree it is worth alienating the entire Fourth Estate in the process. It's just a small sacrifice for the pleasure of watching their reactions on here.

"**** you and **** this ****ing board."

That's a shame. I remember before this ban, when we had a double-page, full-colour spread in all of the Nationals after every game.

Man in the background: Booooooo!

Lol! What a brilliant story! :lol: I thought that the carrot cake was really nice, but they could do with slightly bigger slices and a bit less buttercream. And perhaps use sunflower oil in the mixture.

I agree. If you pay to attend you can cheer or boo if you like. Or shout racist comments. I think paying to attend should give you the right to act how you like. I shouted at Pardew, "You're a bloody woofter!", which I think is fair enough as I paid to get in the game. If we lose on Tuesday, I am well within my rights to call Lallana "a f***ing c**t" to his face, as I will have paid to attend. I think we should also be allowed to throw things at the players too and perhaps physically strike them, if we pay a little bit more to attend.

I'm not lying when I say that this is my favourite thread on this page so far this season.

Bloody right. And if they don't get you, it'll be the Muslim paedo speed cameras.

You seem convinced of the doom. Fancy making a bet with me?

I think they've just moved all the seats a bit further back.

It is his right to see those adverts. What if there was a product or a service that he really wanted being advertised? I don't think that is acceptable and really hope that you get a proper explanation from the club. They cannot keep treating us like mugs.

We can use it to get rid of any of the sh*t that's out there! LOL!!!