Deppo

I liked the bit where he said he had a yoghurt in his fridge that was going out of date.

Me too. It's a bit different for us nowadays though, eh dune? We get all confused and angry with life now that we are older. We wonder about the descending silence every time we walk into a room, get confused by the pretty Somali girls who laugh at us on the bus. The modern world makes us sh*t our silly pants in fear and confusion. We are baffled by exotic foodstuffs such as ’sizzling beef in black bean sauce’ and upset by the look of disappointment glued permanently to our mothers’ faces, as our grandchildren show their obvious crippling embarrassment at the way we act to cover up our past failures and fear of our dismal futures. Oh, to be a teenager again and have optimism.

Sh*t-tinted brains.

Booo! Boooooo! Boooooooooo! Boooooooooooooooooo! Boooooooooooooooooooooo! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh. I've changed my mind now. You are right. If you pay enough money to boo, then you can. However, anybody who pays less than, or commits himself less than corky can go away. You clearly haven't paid enough money to enjoy the pleasures that a good old boo gives you. Call yourselves fans? I should hope not. Corky is a fan. A true, true fan.

I think that people should be allowed to boo the players, only if we are allowed to boo posts on this board? I think that seems like a fair exchange?

You are right. I think I'm right in saying that we've never lost in red and white stripes. Can somebody just check the stats, but I'm pretty sure I'm correct?

Sounds more like you need to boo-hoo rather than boo. Have a lovely evening.

Is it really any wonder, seeing as 50% of this board were metaphorically booing the team BEFORE the first game? Bloody must-have-everything-perfect-now-or-I'm-making-a-complaint generation.

We've had our best players sidelined for most of that pre-season. Unfortunately, it'll take them a few games to get back to their best. Patience is the key. This league is not won or lost in the first few weeks.

This is all Cortese's fault for not allowing photographers in/charging £3 booking fee/dropping the payment scheme/making staff pay for parking/rescinding Nick Illingsworth's season ticket. We'd have won 4-0 if it wasn't for all of that.

If Cortese hadn't got rid of the payment scheme on season tickets, nobody would have batted an eyelid at any of this stuff. He's p*ssed people off with that and everyone is using anything else he does to take a strip off him.

Perhaps you could get the internet?

Good stuff NC.

6 months on and still no sign of Kadeem on the main board. I can't believe that people are going on about the injustices against Nick Illingsworth when stevegrant is acting like a right Cortese against one of our finer members.

Can someone clarify the position on slanderous posts please?

Best Coast - Crazy For You Yes, yes, yes...

DSM and Ponty are ruining the board by turning it into a SFC propaganda machine? Idiot. And it has been noted that you excluded Boj and Eddie from your criticism.....you would do, they spend half their lives residing up your bumhole.

He's already gone apparently. His girlfriend threw him out and put their house up for sale. She's having a garage sale tomorrow and I'm going to be there early to get Adams old subbuteo pitch, which his dad glued to a big board for him.

Well, this is interesting.

That is libellous Sue him DSM.

Crumbs!

Crikey!

Crumbs!

Something sinister is going on.