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I'm going and I'm going to stay at Orns house. He doesn't know about this yet.

I'm too technologically retarded. Her name's Rachel Riley, though.

Well, Stelling's schtick is'nt quite fitting yet, but the omens are good. I'm already in love with the woman.

We're like twins.

I don't know if they're lycra, but they do have sweat panels on them...

University was a piece of ****. I would'nt have been able to do it without working four days a week though.

Nah,not really. The Smiths and Morrissey and the like.

Yes-Tales From Topographic Oceans

The Plume seemed to allow a load of kids in the other day.

I don't think you could. Rupert's a bit tasty.

Mine are all the same,plain black M+S. The only problem is when the older ones get matched with the newer ones, thus creating an imbalance in their appearance.

It's your birthday.

Fri-has happened already Sat-Saints-Donny, have sex with Julie Christie Sun-chase a dwarf in a red coat around Venice What could possibly go wrong?

Elbow-Leaders Of The Free World Jon Spencer Blues Explosion-Damage Editors-The Back Room -French Disko Mazzy Star-So Tonight That I Might See George Clinton-Computer Games Warren G-Regulate

I think he means Helen Mirren.

Well said, saint francis. St Landrew, you may be old, but you're ok.

People must have got wind that I was about.

I'll have my time back, please.

I hope you lot are happy now.

Same as Hatch, skag or no skag. We're obviously very stressed people.

He could get pished as well.

Why don't you just spit in the Grapes landlords' eye as you walk past him to get your 99p pint?

Ooh, me grapes...

I just read that in the Echo as well. We're like twins. He won't be there now. Shall we kidnap him tomorrow? That'll show Enterprise Inns.

Yes. He's wrong. Cheese is the one who lost at the dogfight. Anyway, watch those two last episodes, they're amongst the best in the entire thing.