Deppo

I prefer Hypocondriac's posts.

I work very very hard. I don't get paid for this, you know. I don't appreciate criticism unless it is constructive. The guys at Deppo HQ are getting pretty fed up with all this negative press and are considering pulling the plug on the whole thing.

Don't you chaps think that you've given hypochondriac and Sergei enough evidence to take their case to a church and apply for a gay wedding? Next time, let them do their own research.

I love it when the GUM clinic nurse sticks that cocktail stick down my urethra. I go once a week just for that.

I wouldn't be happy with that at all, mate. If I ordered a babysitter and this freak turned up, I'd let him in the house, go upstairs and tell the mrs that our night out is cancelled and to take the kiddies to her mums, get on the phone and call some of the lads and then I'd tie this b*stard up and rip him from limb to limb. I'd be saying "You think it's acceptable to dress like this, do you?" and I'd be burning his eyes out with a blowtorch and I'd be saying "You going to come round my house to babysit dressed like a bride are you?" and I'd take a bread knife and slice his ears off. I'd be saying "marry this you bloody weirdo" as I bummed him to death.

lol!!

They should have watchtowers at each end of the bridge and if anyone attempts to walk on it or stops their car they should be shot on the spot, no questions asked. That way, traffic is kept moving and no one gets annoyed and those shot also get what they wanted. The person should then have their photo taken and it posted on a special new website called "Itchen Dead". This will inform families and friends of who has been killed/killed themselves. If the person has enough cash on them they should be immediately bureied, with no consultation with the family, in a plot of wasteland somewhere. If they don't have enough money on them they should be chopped into tiny pieces. One bit, maybe something recognisable like an ear, nose or penis, should be sent to the next of kin and the rest sent to a local RSPCA dogs home. All of these thoughtful considerations that I have suggested should NOT, though, interfere with the most important thing and that is to keep traffic moving.

I bet your mum helps with that as well.

Well, based on the replies your incredibly interesting and thought provoking thread has had, I would say they are doing just what you say we should do - applauding people who are expressing their freedoms. I would like to echo those sentiments - Well done Cross Dressers!

This is the liberal society you all wanted. You all wanted freedom to wear what you want and then complain when people use that. These people should be applauded for exercising their freedom to wear what they want. Is that why you use your mums?

I can't work this out yet. Are we saying that Lawrie McMenemy was given this award by the club or that he was given this award by Lawrie McMenemy?

It's true. Deep down I just feel so lonely and insecure.

I'm doing them in order.* * the stain's siblings, not Sonic Youth albums.

I prefer sitting behind my keyboard as it is warmer.

Thank you for the excellent advice, WSS. If anybody knows funny, it's you. I'm not really a fan of Mr. Bean, but as you like him, he must be good.

You obviously haven't read any of his opinions.

Do you understand that these are the reasons why people get worked about gay marriage, etc? Because they are the things within the realm of their control. They are the things that are tangible to them. It's what thick people do in times of unrest. They can't grasp hold of global religious extremism, so they go and graffiti a local Mosque instead. They can't control the global economy, so they post a thread on an internet forum about a gay singer adopting a baby.

Could you give me a better example of a funny man, Gingeletiss? What tickles you?

Thanks. What should a funny man be? I'll try and become a better example.

It is usually overcompensating. A look at the Lounge will show you that.

I think it must be Polari.

I think he had it in her.

It's not the audience that needs to be targeted with changes. It's the clubs. Get them interested and you get an audience. Award the winners the 4th Champion's League place.

Ouch. That's nasty, Duncan.

Oh go on! Don't let us down now...