Deppo

And also the best teams.

Therefore, you are also wrong.

If I were a billionaire I would travel everywhere by ambulance, just in case.

Absolute legend with an axe. Get well soon, Gary.

Does anyone remember when the saints shop used to be in the old shopping mall, next to the milkshake shop? When was that again?

Don't encourage them.

Wrong. Wrong. And wrong. Good effort though.

I am Adam Pearson. I'm glad you enjoyed my book. It took me quite a while to get all the trivia together, but I'm pretty pleased with the results and have had only good feedback. I am thinking of writing a second edition in time for next Christmas. Problem is that the publishers don't seem keen as I only sold one copy of the first one.

It's okay. I've just found out that they were secretly filmed slagging off female gate judges in the Downhill, saying "How can they judge if the ski tips have passed the gateline in the Parellel Slalom? They can't even judge the distance from the kerb when they parallel park."

I didn't realise this programme was on. Why are Graham Bell and Ed Leigh not presenting it still?

Exactly. We don't need his type on this thread. This thread is for the likes of us, alpine saint. Us proper fans who go home miserable and can't see anything worth getting excited about in a game that we choose to watch for enjoyment. I can't stand those c*nts who respond to the players when they come and clap the support at the end. Do you know what I do when they come and clap? I spit at them. I've never actually managed to hit them yet because I sit quite far back, but it doesn't stop me from doing it. I f*cking hate Saints players. I hate them and their stupid football kits and their stupid football team. I hate Saints. I can't believe I actually choose to go and watch them try and play and pay money for it! I must be insane. I f*cking hate them. In fact, I hate football. I hate life.

"thrus astide" - What does this mean?

I said sorry.

Sorry. I've been drinking.

What a bunch of ****ing ****ers those ****ing ****ish stewards are! I'd kick their ****ing ******** right up their ****holes if they treated me like that! *****!

Isn't it time to sell off this squad and start again from scratch? They've had their chances.

You'd better tell me whether you are joking this time or just beign a total rupert.

I am pleased with the work you have all done on this thread. I knew you wouldn't let me down, chaps!

This is an excellent idea! This would solve any arguments.

I don't care what nationality our owners are, but at least with the Leibherrs in charge what happeed at Portsmouth will NEVER happen to us.

Jesus......5 years away (or something) and the thread that makes you post again is about soup. Anyway, I'd like to smash your brocoli with my stilton.

One nomination for Davis. Thanks, adriansfc.

So who do you blame, VectisSaint?

This is all very nice, but it doesn't really help us with deciding who is to blame for the result.

I see that Saints have a textline for the Man of the Match. I wonder if they'd be interested in running a Scapegoat of the Match textline too? Perhaps SaintsWeb could sponsor it? Is this something we could do, Boj?