Deppo

Your keen eye for comedy has never yet let you down, pancak.

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Looks like we're getting ourselves a strong posse together, Dune! We'll have them Muslims dispatched in no time! Hoorah for British values!!

Hear hear! I'm more than happy to defend our values alongside Dune and our EDL brothers.

Exactly mate! And I tell you what, if Verbal is one of them I say we pay him a visit before he can beat any women.

Alright mate! The shell round the corner from me is currently selling petrol at 127.9/litre. Do you know anywhere cheaper? If so, drop me a PM and let me know when you're going to get it (see if you can get some rope while you're at it - is that the sort of stuff they sell at garages? You're not allowed to tow by rope anymore are you? Anyway, just ask about mate, but be discreet. I know I can rely on you!)

I can see why you're against these terrorists Hypo. I wouldn't be happy if I were you either. Maybe you should join me and Dune? have you got any petrol? If you do not have complete knowledge about anything, better keep your mouth shut. You might think that speaking about something without full knowledge is a trivial matter. But it might have grave consequences, especially if you're a proper idiot like Hypochondriac

Here's another one. Outrageous stuff And walk not on the earth with conceit and arrogance. Verily, you can neither rend nor penetrate the earth, nor can you attain the stature like the mountains in height. In fact, if you're Hypochondriac you'll struggle attain the stature of a turd.

Actually, I take it back Hypo. I too have just read the Qu'ran and was shocked at some of the quotes: And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them but address them in terms of honor. And never forget that Hypochondriac is a c*nt.

Indeed. It's a been a couple of years since Southampton FC was a poorly planned event organised by an amateur.

Were these quotes provided for you on the EDL website or did you actually read the Qu'ran? In fact, I think we all know which is the most likely so there's no need to reply.

Wow. You're an even bigger tw*t than I originally thought. And that's some going.

Look, Bexy - you're either with us or against us. It's clear to me that you're against us, so that's fine. We don't live in an Islamic state, so you are entitled to your opinion and the freedoms that Churchill won for us. But stop hassling Dune. You're making yourself look silly. Besides which, me and Dune have a lynching to finish organising.

Right then lads, I have just been out to the garden and knocked up a big cross. I've got some petrol cannisters, but they're empty. Can someone supply enough to fill a few cans? I know petrol is a bit expensive at the moment, but some things are worth the price. We just need to decide what date and time to meet and who gets the honour of burning the ethnic.

Like you have?!?

Is thia true? Is Verbal an ethnic? I hope Boj and Eddie are going to do something about this. We don't need his sort here. I am more than happy to organise a lynching, with the help of Dune and his moderate friends.

A reasonable idea thesaints sfc, though probably no need to ban everyone. I think that once Boj has granted me Admin powers we'll go with the "e-ticket" approach, backed up with the banning of Hypochondriac.

Or the Derby one. Black and White forever? It's PC gone mad.

We should get "best fans website/forum" as well

It should be easy enough to figure out what your PM is about - unless the performance of the team is having a direct impact on the performance of your micropenis?

I m happy to organise the "ticket" approach to posting that I championed earlier. I'll start next saturday. When you log-in you need to send me a PM and I PM you back with a time that you can post. You are only allowed to post at that specific time. If you post at any time other than that shown on the ticket you will be temporarily banned (for an hour). I'll leave it to Boj to sort out my admin account. I'm hopeful that together we can overcome the problems SWF has been experiencing.

Mordan Schneiderlin.

Dan Hammond.

Adan Lallana.

I think I speak for everybody on here when I say we're all sick of Nick Illingsworth making statements that he claims are representative of Saints fans.