Deppo

If you're talking to Stu, he's banned.

I think you mean 'terrible argument', as those words may be signifiers, but they do not have signifieds attached to them for 99.9% of posters on here.

I'm sorry pap. I got carried away.

What if she is in a relationship when she's older and you can hear her boyfriend saying to her, through the bedroom wall in your house, "come on darling, let's do it up the sh*tter"? Would you be alright with that? (and to clarify, in this sceanrio he is asking her to f*ck him up the ass with a strap-on)

It's not Barking he doesn't like, it's all the foreigners! The hypocrite!

Whatever they're called, they are ugly little, mangey, dirty, flea-bitten things.

At what age will you let her do sex? Will this be at the house too, under your supervision and with a lover of your choosing?

Sounds like something our resident right-wing crackpot would do.

Actually, I'd rather have someone support Saints who doesn't have any links to the city than someone with your snobby, elitist attitude.

In think dune is right. We should be able to wade in and protect our own interests when we want. I like foxes, so I should be allowed to just go in and protect them by murdering some toffs, their horses and their mutts.

Sorry, eighties man. What was it then?

I win! What's my prize?

Irksome oik.

Who? Tiggs Theo was Wiltshire Saint? That's what I thought too. Not so sure about Atticus Finch. I think he is also Junction 9?

No. But whilst we're on the subject, does Tiggs Theo now post as norwaysaint?

I was there for more than 4 days. That's just when boredom struck.

They are his first goals for Newcastle since he signed, TBF.

Don't tell anyone that! You should take credit for it.

Good? It's brilliant! Simply brilliant! It's even better than the one about the player with strawberry on his head. Well done!

I am surprised at the number of people here who have asterisks on their number plates. I didn't realise they were allowed. I have SFC G4Y.

I can show you if you like?

I went to Dubai a few years ago and was bored after 4 days.

If I give you £27.75, can I share your bed?

Definitely not.