Pip87

Mens loos at a train station Swimming pool changing rooms On my keyboard - it was an accident, started next to it on the desk

Sounds like a laugh to me. I'd give it a go if I had one.

An Englishman, Welshman a West Indian are in hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. The nurse comes out and announces they are all new fathers of baby boys. But there's one problem she says "Because they were all born at the same time and we mixed the tags up we don't know which baby is which - could you all come in to try and identify your babies please?" The men agree and go into the delivery room. Immediately the Englishman picks up the coloured baby and says "yes - this is definately my baby". The West Indian man says "excuse me but I think it's obvious that's my baby". The Englishman takes him aside and says "I see where you're coming from but one of those babies is Welsh and i'm just not prepared to take the risk".

What's orange and blue and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool... A baby with slashed armbands.

Well watch and wait but atm, in my humble opinion, early/mid ish 09 looks to be a good plan. I would definately wait until it gets worse.

I am very surprised but :D all the same

Looked like an accident to me. Definately going for the ball but just messed it up. I'm feeling glad I decided to stay at home with my hangover.

A 16-25 railcard helps But it does mean I have to buy tickets every day instead of getting a monthly ticket which can be a pain

In calender press the menu button, go to options and then down to keep appointments - select forever. In the 'all messages/emails area' menu button, down to options, general options, - keep messages select forever. If that doesn't make any sense i'll try explain it better!

Yeah - same story.

"It's worth mentioning the 23-year-old didn't deliver mail addressed to himself either," ... yeah - because that makes it better! lol. I wonder if he's since moved to southampton because our postman is absolutely awful!

Thanks - I obviously have missed something. I assumed that, in this sort of context, a 'relationship' would mean a sexual one.

http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9526184 Look towards the end and you'll see he's been banned from entering into relationships with girls under the age of 16. Now I was under the impression that it was already illegal for men aged 22 (well any man whatever age actually) to have a sexual relationship with a girl under the age of 16 anyway? Or have I missed something?

ha ha ha... http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/tv/realitytv/big-brother/article.aspx?cp-documentid=9471211

steve grant

steve grant

Thank you

Thank you

What's rule 1?

What's rule 1?

Ah cool - that's a bonus. Thanks!

Ah cool - that's a bonus. Thanks!

Do they have best before dates? I can't see any. Surely it must go off at some point? I'm taking a bottle of each to a house party tomorrow. The rum I got for my birthday nearly a year ago and the other I found in Steves fridge so could be up to about 2 years old. I don't want to poison anyone but don't really want to go and buy more and throw away perfectly good alcohol if it's fine.

Do they have best before dates? I can't see any. Surely it must go off at some point? I'm taking a bottle of each to a house party tomorrow. The rum I got for my birthday nearly a year ago and the other I found in Steves fridge so could be up to about 2 years old. I don't want to poison anyone but don't really want to go and buy more and throw away perfectly good alcohol if it's fine.

Where do you go? We tend to be one of the first to finish and one of the last to start