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If you don't want to go on the works christmas do I'll go in your place!

Tonight I will be sorting out stuff for tomorrow (it's my day to run the activities at work), relaxing and getting an early night. Oh, and eating cake. Tomorrow - work and then spending the afternoon and evening with my first visitor to my new house Sunday - going to southampton to go shopping with friends, picking up the last of my things, then spending the evening at an engagement meal and party.

I will try to ensure I change my status for you more often i'm_no_sinner. I'll be a bit busy over the weekend but i'll try and change it lots today and from Monday. Just to give you even more pointless things to read. I seem to remember you commented my stripper status update so it can't be all bad.

Maybe strap a cat or a slice of toast to the other side of her head and do that test of the cat always landing the right way up and the toast butter side down? (can't remember if the toast one is right?)

I am assuming she's had too much botox? Her face seems to be stuck. Maybe the wind changed?

For a female kitten?

puss in boots for one of them?

http://www.kittennames.net/ http://www.kitten-names.com/ ... some people have nothing to do!

I don't think there's a joke in there but let me know if you find one!

IMO all these pregnancy tests that offer anything other than just telling you if you're pregnant or not are a waste of the extra expense. I just thought that bit was funny. The ones that say they will tell you if you're pregnant so many days before your missed period are the most useless. If you read the small print the earlier you take it the less accurate it is... so exactly the same as the ordinary tests!

I see we liked the same quote! It isn't available in this house given it's me and one other lady living here. I also really don't like the idea of consuming some random blokes semen in a restaurant *can't be bothered to look though and find the sick smiley*

HA HA HA This is a good quote: "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available" They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting. I really don't think it would have any benefits at all in cooking other than the hilarious look on your friends faces when you tell them the meal they've just eaten has your blokes cum in it. That would be very very funny! Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense?

Not a bad price for the toilet cleaner. Might get some of that.

Thank you It was very cold! I nearly froze on the way over the southampton. But I didn't take a jumper so that might have had something to do with it.

Fri - Felt very weird having my first night with nothing to do by myself. Was a bit sad. Went to bed very early as I had work the next morning. Sat - Went to work. Then went for a meal, pub, then walkabout for dancing with the girls. Had a good night but the dj was bad for some reason so left not long after 1 due to the poor choice of music. Sun - Spent the morning in bed. Went to Southampton for late lunch and to pick up more of my clothes. 7/10 - The dj made the night out a tad boring but it was still fun and now I have more clothes. Friday night was more of a 1.5/10 though.

Do it quite a bit before you go to bed and have a wee before you go to sleep or you could end up desperately needing the loo a couple of hours after you get to sleep.

Good luck! Hope it goes well.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7742619.stm This is my favourite bit: "Homeless people wanting ID cards may be able to give their home address as a bench, bus stop or park where they are often found" The bit I don't like is all the talk of fines! Although they seem to be mainly for people who are doing their best to stop their details being held. I'm good at losing and/or destroying things accidently and would be concerned about getting fined for this. I'm surprised that they are talking about large scale issuing in 2011/12. I haven't heard anything about this in a while. Is it something the government is bringing in as we're all distracted by the recession?

I wear thongs, but i'm not overweight and I wear a belt when I don't trust my trousers. I fail to see why I have no pride based on my choice of underwear? I find them a lot more comfortable.

You say that publically but in private you're all totally different! :smt042

Just thought i'd post this link as it came up this morning: http://style.uk.msn.com/fashionandbeauty/whatshot/article.aspx?cp-documentid=10938179

Absolutely not. You have it totally wrong. I loved him and it's causing me a huge amount of pain to move out/on. But it just didn't work and there's nothing I can do about that. I tried everything I could think of the make it work

I will pm you to clear up the confusion as I don't fancy having the grotty details of my s*x life posted up for everyone to see!

I have found it costs a lot of money to split up. Absolutely nothing compared to the pain of losing the person you love though

That's very kind of you! I'm sure i'll be fine though. I'll be out sat night for a friends birthday celebration/moving celebration/rebounding. Should be a great night