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When I took a photo of mine I had to use two phones!!

Are the bookies doing odds on when his next heart attack will be? I think sometime in the next week!

Christine Bleakley

FC Twente went through on away goals. HTH.

Good call. "I wanna be a rockstar." Really? Try writing a decent song and not trying so hard to sound like Nirvana then ffs.

I would...

I agree

PMSL :smt081

That's £150 each then.

Actually stick some rectangle shaped specs on the fatty and what do you get? Spooky!!

I was shocked when I read that! I didn't know Spurs fans were that inventive!

:smt045

twas the white-sox!! hth

Something about him being gay and having AIDS apparently but mostly Judas stuff I expect. There seems to be some confusion over racist comments as at first they said there weren't any then south today said yesterday that there were. Still not as bad as the bananas the pompey fans hurled at Danny Wallace in '84! I find it funny when pompey fans take the moral high ground, with their track record!

and Hefty bill under her photo!

Sure he may get some woman, but I'd be surprised if he bags a looker, They will probably look like Olive from on the buses! Still if he manages to lose his virginity then good luck to him!

have to love their use of the word "plumped" in that article!

I lol'd when he said, "I reached down the side of my bed and picked up a pad of lined note paper." Most w@nkers use kleenex!

...this guy! http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3721032.Help_me_to_find_my_dream_girl_____Ugly_Betty/ dreaming about women is about as close as he's going to get me thinks!! Oh and he draws like a 5 year old!

Actually if I'd won £7million I'd go to university, all those hard up but attractive young ladies!! With that sort of cash they'd be queing up to suck me dry!!!

Tommy 'widdo' Widdrington. David Hughes Ronnie Ekelund

Oh yeah I remember that but never watched it. Never watched, Why don't you?..., either because on the opening titles where it said, "Switch off the TV and go out and do something else less boring instead." That's exactly what I did!

But I thought you had such great fans my fish fecking friend!!! They would never desert their team in their hour of need!! Your right about one thing though, your mum does look like a pony now I come to think of it!!!

As you get over excited by stats here's a one you can look at whilst having a J. Arthur Rank to: 8/4/2000 Portsmouth 2 Norwich 1(pompey 18th pre-match) Att: 14,003 Oh and nearly forgot one! 19/10/99 Portsmouth 5 Walsall 1(pompey 19th pre-match) Att: 9,042 That 99/2000 season you averaged 13,906. Awesome support!!! I think we have a long way to go to reach the depths you sunk to, don't you?

Yeah when the glass started moving on its own, that was a brown trousers moment!! :smt103