OttawaSaint

Wrestling allowed then? Deffo pen if Bednarek did it...

Exactly he’s shot. In his mind he thinks, “won’t burst a lung, I’ll have to run back, I’ll just boot it from here just in case I fuck it up”.

Wouldn’t trust Bertrand to cross the street...

Decent move until we have the ball to Redmond’s long lost brother...

So, 2-0 in 45+1 then lads?

And then Redmond gets the ball and runs straight into 2 blue shirts. It’s like that Father Ted scene. These ones in red shirts are your friends, these ones in blue...enemies....friends...enemies...

Getting in each other’s way now. Shambles!

Pickford might as well get a deck chair out...

It’s Beglin on DAZN.

Better from Djenepo. Good tenacity Armstrong too.

This is where smart footballers will take that as a warning and double the effort. Our thick cunt players probably think we’re winning.

His elbow is way past. No doubt they’ll measure a bunch of lines and it’ll be 3-0 and 2 reds for Saints.

What the fuck was that?

He’s dead to me. As soon as he gets the ball I know we won’t have it long. He’s the opposite of a player who gets you out of your seat. Oh Redmond is on clear! I’ll go put the kettle on...

Ten yard passes. What is so fucking difficult Saints?

Forster commanding box well. Pity the other 10 don’t know how to score, pass or defend.

He’s a fucking passenger. Had a couple of decent games but utter tripe in the rest.

How’s that a free kick? Won the ball, nowhere near DCL.

We drew with Chelsea though.

Fucking depressing watching this shower. We look barely interested in attacking and like a bunch of strangers at the back. How pros can be so poor at making simple passes I’ll never know.

Elbow by DCL in buildup.

Good shout, he’s been excellent today. Should be about 4-0 but he's made some outstanding saves.

We're an absolute shit show. Can't score, can't defend. Keeper is shit, mids are weak, our passing is fucking embarrassing. I'm an old bald twat and I can still make a better through ball than these useless cunts. Lost count of the time one of our mids has the ball, uncontested, and then either passes it straight to the oppo or plays the ball behind an attacker. It's not that hard, even I can do it and I'm pushing 50!

Bin dippers on the verge of losing 4 in a row at home for first time since the 1930s (I think I heard).

Brighton have Potter..