OttawaSaint

As soon a I saw this thread I thought "hmm this one will flush out the uptight dip****s and relentless contrarians". Not disappointed.

So the guy that helped recruit all the duffers for Leicester is now recruiting for the magnificent, can-do-no wrong, league-form-allowed-to-suffer-due-to-Europa...EVERTON!

Anyone know where I can get a Half-Saints Half-Everton scarf? Turkish? Ahhh **** it, might as well just go full Everton...

Oh how he must chuckle with glee when he types that out...

Can't you? The same planks do it every off season. Chief plank was even gushing about Norwich a few seasons ago!

Not sure who I'd buy but I'd be sure to make sure the fans knew exactly who we were tracking and tweet minute-by-minute updates on the negotiations. Taking on board fan suggestions and bringing in top top quality for next to nothing. Start dusting that trophy cabinet.

We will float this league!

Heisenburg. EDIT: sorry, misread, I see it says "cult"

Heisenburg. EDIT: sorry, misread, I see it says "cult"

So which club do the forum experts wish we were this year. Or is it too early to know?

And yet you didn't afford Saints this sort of leniency last season.

I guess we now know who our peno taker is for next season...

whoops

I stand corrected

Apparently they will pick up and bring in Alpine as a self-esteem coach during the Austrian trip.

Just as well thedelldays and Glasgow-saint are banned.

Welcome Mauricio the second!

Brentford.

I see what you did there!

Hoddle

Glasgow_saint and Thedelldays doing themselves proud in that thread. I wonder what happened to those two...

Read this 5 times and I still cannot fathom what the **** he is trying to say.

Just heard a rumour that the new man is Maggie May. Not sure of the source but there's that scouse connection again...

#bollockwatch

Hope this all works out but I'd have preferred to keep Puel one more season with a few new signings and no Europa as a distraction. I get it that the football was not entertaining but that could have been a byproduct of trying to get as much out of a depleted back line, goal shy midfield and a misfiring forward line. Perhaps Puel actually did a marvelous job, we'll never know because we can't go back and replay the same season under a different manager with the same conditions. The new guy might do worse regardless of his record elsewhere. Hopefully he'll bring exciting football, goals and points. Time will tell.