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Miles off the pace still, needs a full game in the Reserves.

We'll probably completely change our style and win 11-1. Lallana is obviously a great little player in the making but he can't shoot for toffee.

Don't start, Master will be sending us all pictures of Lucy Pinder or other Greater Flightless Tits again.

It was just a throw away crack,I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Ah right, as we've successfully proved this season, you don't need to spend money to be shîte.When you're broke and selling everything that isn't nailed down,well it stands to reason that you're going to be crap.When you've spent a lot of money only Dolly Parton can justify it. (NB before you ask: Famous quotation from DP,"It takes a whole lot of money to look this cheap".)

Where's he been sacked from this time? I've lost track, he's been sacked so often(or so it seems)

Tripe,Coçkles,Whelks and Mussels. Quite a culinary thread all in all.

Oh right got it. No,as many of you actually have guessed, I don't actually clean Windows, well I do,but not that sort of Windows.

She died of a fever†, And no one could save her, And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone. Now her ghost wheels her barrow, Through streets broad and narrow, Crying, Whelks and mussels, alive, alive, oh!" NB the swear filter takes out coçkles anyway.

Yup, wicked good explanation.

I, on the other hand am an awful typist. The work that I have on just now doesn't need much concentration or rigour. So I talk to people on my telephone headset and type on TSW at the same time, nice work if you can get it eh,.As I'm already a wicked bad typist the result sometimes needs much editing.

I think the general consensus of this forum is that Lowe is a **** anyway, so he might as well loan Stern out and save some more money.

Yes, the fact that is was like that for over 12 hours doesn't present our best face to the watching world does it. However the spelling and grammar police, having been subjected to many fiendish tirades of late, are on a work to rule.

Wouldn't worry about the Taliban myself, the drones do far more damage. Bertie Wooster was a member of the Drones, a collection of bumbling half witted idiots. I can see where the yanks got the name from.

Yup the Charwallah in the Chapati is sure to be a big box office success in Hounslow. Mind you I did quite like their version of Pride and Prejudice, most amusing.

What's that all about then, I thought this thread was a discussion of the works of J.D. Salinger not so far transformed for the cinema. I thought the title was just to keep it under the mod-radar.

I see the spelling and grammar monitor has finally cleaned up the title. Well done, didn't like to mensh.

Must be a record for a thread being shifted off the main forum. bout 3 minutes or under. Wicked fast.:smt010

Yep, when we could have got 9 million, ie before he stopped scoring and started being an a/h.

Plum Velvet Flares, Kaftan (if you can get one) Platform Boots,headband.. No condoms though, one thing you wouldn't find in a 1970s time capsule.

Plum Velvet Flares, Kaftan (if you can get one) Platform Boots,headband..

I'm sure they'll look into what you say then. Why don't you drop David Luker a little e-mail? He usually sorts everyone out pretty well from what I've heard. I mean, I'm sure that if there's been the crass ineffiency as you say ,they won't mind firing someone for it.We need to make cuts, give them a cause and some names and they'll be all over it.

Are you Brian Clough? I went to that game, England-Poland at Wembley in what '73?. We could have scored 15,Chivers,Channon and Clark were really on fire, he saved everything...amazing

Our share price is creeping up again, a few little trades yesterday and again this morning. Mind you with the indexes dropping like a lead eagle again this morning for no apparent reason, a fading football club that only owes 25 million or so will soon become a refuge value.

I'll just say: Jan Tomaszewski. Still if he's anything like Bart at Rotherham we're going to score a wicked number of goals.