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Which they probably will; Toon will beat QPR today. Still don't fancy finishing 17th though so we need points.

Welbeck,Sturridge and Defoe are all extremely quick and extremely adept with their feet.Lambert isn't. If he weren't a penalty king he'd be way back in the goalscorers list.

Indeed. The wisest bet today right now would be a bundle on Wigan to be relegated with Betfair. It's a horse past the post and 8/25 seems generous to me. Won't get those odds come a quarter to 5 today.

so any team news ? Morgan and Maya fit ?

113/1 last time I looked at Betfair; when I was working out the odds of us going down and Wigan winning 12-0 against Villa 123/1 today http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/relegation/best-odds

they can but they won't

sounds OK then; two words of caution though WORK PERMIT

Unlike Chelsea who've had 11 I think; half of Lampard's goals this season must be from penalties. Guess Hazard gets fouled a lot.

Cup final will go back to being the last regular game from next year though for at least 3 seasons. Don't know about playoffs though.

start with a double; Saints to be relegated and Wigan to be the highest scorers in the PL n that day. Should get you around 8000/1,

Cup final has rarely been the last game of the season. You obviously need to jump in your TARDIS qnd go back to the 60s

back to the old system then; ship them off to somewhere no-one wants to go

ball looked well over after Ba pushed it onto the Villa defender's foot. Roll on the hawkeye

the real top English scorer would be the one who hasn't a shedload of penalties in his total. Defoe or Walcott probably.

and why should they not. Di Canio is really a feckwit. Mind you 2 good thumpings and a decent Wigan win at Villa changes everything for Sunderland 38 points might not be enough.

whoscored said they're out as well. Not always right though.

looking awful and winning is sometimes a sign of a very robust side

And once again our woeful bowling is being spanked all over the place, it is truly abysmal. Should get a draw though thanks to rain yesterday.

Watch out for Ginger then. He's been odd since Algy bought the farm.

club was aways supposed to be run on a stand alone basis. Perhaps there was a couple of bob thrown in eh.

you need to compare results against the same sides but weight them slightly on a home/away basis. Nigel beat Villa twice I think and drew with Fulham twice as well. so we'd have Everton NA lost MP drew Utd both lost Wigan NA lost MP drew Norwich NA drew MP drew Citeh NA lost MP won Liverpool NA lost MP won Newcastle NA won MP lost Chelsea NA drew MP won QPR NA won MP lost Reading both won West Brom both lost Swansea both drew West Ham NA lost MP drew Spurs both lost so NA 11 points MP 17 ....

told you so, I'm convinced Markus left the club to Nicola

Normal, isn't he supposed to be a scouser (in his fantasy world anyway) Bet they teach should of instead of should have in scouse schools. I mean the teachers probably know (or knew at one time) the correct usage but the pupils have long since worn them down because they all say shuda anyway.

He'll be the one with the Biggles helmet, parachute and goggles.

More likely "Ms Liebherr is currently skiing in Gstaad and will give your query her closest attention upon her return" Had a colleague once, when he came back from leave he trashed all his in-mail. Said if it was important they'd write again.