Bearsy

Go on, someone else do a typo, I'm on a hat-trick

I like his hair.

Last thing we need is the feds crawling all over St.Mary's

I WILL STAMP ON UR FACE GOATBOY!!!! I do not buy all my consumer goods & christmas presents at Cash Convertors!

I've never actually been in a cash converters, but i imagine ur right. Maybe, in point of fact, he sold them to the rich kid next door for mark-up? I forget the details, it was a long time ago.

Santa sold all my favourite toys at Cash Convertors, spent 10% of the proceeds on crap that is less good than what I started with and trousered the rest. Worst Christmas Ever

I see their game, we're gonna get stuck with these two dead-wood mugs and then Inter back out of the Osvaldo deal. We should do same thing, yes Spurs you can have Morgan but first you have to take Hooiveld & G-Nigga on loan...

Can you not wait till we've finished arguing before telling us it's bolllocks?

Thanks buddy, I will forward your comments onto our directors. Expect derisory bids by return of fax

I will advise Les to hold off till after Sat so i can do a scout on him first

Is Forster any better than Boruc would you say mulgrew? I spose you've seen a fair bit of both. Also what's the skinny on Van Dijk, is he Big Dijk or more Limp Dijk?

someone was saying that new cornetto loan bro from inter plays sometimes right back

sorry bud i was trying to mug off the reliability of African Registrar of Births & Deaths vis-à-vis Kanu & Eto'o situations, not people who ain't white or dogs or whatever else. Edit: Like The9 said!

oh what have i done? Is he not Africa?

Wanyama ain't youth! You have neglected to adjust for african passport, it's like dog years he's prob in his mid 40s.

Midfield looks good. Left back is ok I suppose. Everything else is f*cked

Trying to chase down the blonde in the lab-coat

Rojo has got to wait for about 50 other clubs to confirm they're definitely not interested before he ends up chatting with Saints. I reckon this would be a v.late in the window deal, if it happens at all. Which i don't think it will!

That aspect of it is quite scary really! Team of 20 football professionals scouting worldwide football talent for a whole year, and they recommend Georgios Samaras

I think considering Ralph has never made a kit before and is not trained seamstress, it's a bit unfair to rag on his needlework like this. I'm sure he's doing the best he can.

Not many premier league squads would be improved by Samaras, but we're probably one of them!

First we went for good players, but we couldn't get them. Then we tried for average players, but that proved difficult too. Now we're looking at shit players. It takes time.

Les Reed told him to stop being cry-baby when he complained bout homesickness on England duty. It was in his autobiography or whatever.

i saw some Zaha playing for Man Utd friendly the other day and thought he showed Quality, which surprised me cos all I read on here is how dumb show-pony he is. Rodwell is Jermaine Jenas regen, I wouldn't bother. I can't picture Hernandez in 4-3-3, or rather I can but i don't think it would be Good Idea. I quite like Ryan Betrand but if we pay £10m for him next summer I'd think it is Mental.