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Hull? let's assume they can't, it will save everyone time

Oh I'm playing Cork twice Might have to draft in Guly RODRIGUEZ LAMBERT OSVALDO LALLANA MORGAN GULY SHAW LOVREN CHAMBERS CORK BORUC

Here is my exodus XI RODRIGUEZ LAMBERT OSVALDO LALLANA CORK MORGAN SHAW LOVREN CHAMBERS CORK BORUC Not bad team! Not sure we're gonna be able to shift Jay Rod + Morgan this window tho

mutual

Long time, pls

Morgan was told he'll be fined if he doesn't start training. Loophole.

Ur gonna look pretty dumb when we sell him to Liverpool for £25m

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You bastards! Just to prove you wrong i just wrote this short article for my main board fans, but instead i am gift it as Muppet Show Exclusive: Tales From The Drive Thru Chapter 6 - Sorry About Your Wait At the drive-thru, when there is a delay on your order, which sometimes happens if we're busy fishing a rodent from the chip fryer or if someone orders something weird from the menu that we don't really know how to make, like the Grilled Chicken McSalad (no bacon), we have to bring it over to your car. We hate doing this. It's v.annoying. We don't get paid extra like we would if we were providing waiter service at any other restaurant, and in all my 15 years at McDonald's I've never once been offered gratuity. Sometimes it's raining, sometimes it's cold. Sometimes wasps chase us across the car park trying to access your thickshake. No-one cares. One guy had me stood at his window for fully 3 minutes so he could finish his telephone conversation before taking delivery. What is interesting about this though is when we bring over your food, we have to say, "Sorry about your wait." Ronald is very specific on this, we aren't allowed to say "Sorry about the wait," or "Sorry we kept you waiting," or "Soz for that bro," or anything like that, we have to say "Sorry about your wait," every time. It's a nation-wide McPolicy. The idea here of course is that while we aren't completely washing our hands of the delay, we are gently implying that you are in some way complicit. It is your wait, after all. You should have ordered something different. I however am not known as the renegade burger rustler of West Midlands for nothing. I am known as this for a reason. I am renegade! What I do, right, is when I take the food over to your car, if I find that the customer is a genuine fatbody, like they quite often are, I say, "Sorry about your weight." It seems to me a very subtle variance of intonation, but it's amazing how often these double chin merchants pick up on it! I suppose they are hypersensitive to such jibes after years of popping buttons and carving extra holes in belts. What they do is they look up at me quickly, their beady eyes a mixture of doubt and shame, and a bead of stressful sweat trickles down the side of their neck. I have to keep a very poker face in these moments, to maintain my air of plausible deniability. I wouldn't say it works exactly, they know what I said, but they're too shamed and mortified to call me on it. They give a hoggish grunt of acknowledgement, wind their window back up and chomp balefully into a processed lump of McComfort. Another satisfied customer!

You're a bit behind the curve on that one pap, i feel like we were all watching TPB like 10 yrs ago! I saw a show called Uncle the other day, i assumed it would be terrible because it was BBC3 and the uninspiring premise was that there is a failureman and his sister right, she has got a child! But this one episode I saw was quite funny. I will recommend this show!

shlong is firing banks, shlong comes alive in the box, koeman needs to pull shlong off It Will Be So Hilarious And Not At All Tiresome When I Make Shlong Puns All Season

Yeah, but on other hand it's less than we got for selling second-string right back.

hi guise can we call him Shlong pls? I think this would be good signing, it will make Pelle feel better when he don't score many goals. He can look at shlong's strike rate, and think to self, could be worse.

I think he also has another medical booked for Friday, so don't expect imminent announcement on this one guys

I'm hearing that this guy has a medical booked in for tomorrow

When I'm rich i will replace colin with better class of internet friends and he will just be on subs bench. If he don't like it, tough. He shouldn't have signed contract.

speak for yourself colin, i still hope to get wealth, adulation, attention and financial security! I didn't quite understand the story bout the woman who died because her husband had to go pre-season tho, I might be missing something bout that. It's probably impertinent to ask, but I don't like to leave things half done RIP

Johnny come lately! I wrote him off even before he signed, just on youtube video I am sucker for hype tho, I now think he will score 15+ on basis of this article + be SFC legend!

Chambers is my odd one out, it seemed to go through with v.little fuss but you'd think he was the least entitled to a move + would look the biggest helmet if he kicked off in press after only 20 games. I'm probably marking that down as we wanted to sell, for whatever reason.

To be fair most of our bros are gonna play pretty much regardless of form. How many open goals would Pelle have to miss before he gets dropped for Gallagher?

What is going on here do we think? [video=youtube;RzYk-Se7pKA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYk-Se7pKA&sns=em

We should put Shoot in charge of scouting, they link us with best quality players

If 5 years ago was today we wouldn't be interested in signing him, if you know what i mean. Makes you think don't it - there must be loads of 27yo journeymen strikers in League One who could play for England, and we're missing out on these bros!

no it's ok, pelle just really is that slow. Is there one i can get that works on normal iPad? I found one site last season that works ipad but is no sound + streams always start good then crap out after like 20 mins.

not sure bout this, the 10 minutes standing in line is the only exercise some of these fatbellies get. Maybe install treadmills at the collection point? Just spit-balling here but i dare say it's something the club is looking into, we could cram a lot more people into St.Mary's if we weren't for all the fatbellies. For the record, i am bare ripped bear.