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with regards to Noah tokyos, cos i was thinking bout that earlier, what was good about it was the idea that Noah didn't save all the animals, some of the weird animals like the stone bros and them weird dog things never made the cut and he let them go extinct. This was a new idea for me, I hadn't heard bout this before. This is what I liked about it, I like learning stuff bout things!

I dunno what channel it's on phil, we leach our shows from internet now, i have't watched an actual tv broadcast since 2008. Not hbo tho, it doen't have that hbo thing at the beginning. I've seen all 10 episodes of the leftovers. I wouldn't say i particularly enjoyed it, but i watched it all the same! If you're hoping to get answers to what the f*ck is going on questions... you're sh*t out of luck!

It does feel a bit like that! Did that really just happen? Did he really abandon an important CIA op to save the owner's daughter from getting spit-roasted? Am I dreaming?

Episode is over now! We had a bit of drama in the end, the CIA changed their mind about having an undercover agent in the MLS and the only way they could think to get the mechanic out of his contract, was to shoot him in the leg. Wish Dejan had gone that route! It's ok tho, don't panic, they changed their mind again and didn't shoot him in the leg! They're going to let him continue his undercover CIA MLS professional footballer career, at least until people stop watching the dumb show! Matador: I give it 5 stars! I will be coming back for more!

We're into the meat of the show now, we're trying to figure out which bird the mechanic is going to bang first. His CIA handler is Hot Blonde, she is usually seen facing away from camera so we can look at her arse. The owner's daughter (it seems owner is terrorist btw) is slutty brunette. We know she is slutty because she goes around telling people, including her own father, that she hasn't worn underpants since high school! Decisions, decisions!

Yes! Our man has made the team! He wasn't going to get in but the LA Riot were a man short in their squad due to a freak training ground karate kick incident!

The LA Riots fans are quite tasty! One of their players got sent off, so what the LA Riot fans did, right, is they went round the referee's house, bit off his fingers and sucked his eye-ball out of it's socket! Watch yo-self Clattenburg! We're coming for you!

watch the show!

The trial is not going v.well Our man is having an on field fist-fight with one of the first team defenders and just dropped him with a karate kick

Their other star player is called Caeser Aguerro, he "was a dancer before he got into soccer, and it shows" ffs

LA Riot's star player is called Alec Holster. He "scored 8 goals for England in the last World Cup"

Would you like to watch a tv show about a guy trying to become a professional footballer? Do you think that sounds a bit thin? How about if he's not really a professional footballer, he's actually an undercover CIA operative infiltrating the MLS to investigate something? Does that sound like something you'd like to watch? If so, you should watch Matador! I'm actually only 19m42s into the first episode but it's so brilliant and terrible I stopped to tell you about it! Here is what is happening so far: The CIA want to get one of their bros to play for LA Galaxy. Actually, they're not called LA Galaxy in this, they're called LA Riots which I think is genius in itself! We should have teams called like the Rotherham Sex-Ring or the Brighton Bombings, or whatever. Anyway the CIA decide that their best bet is a 35yo Mechanic from East LA who hasn't played "soccer" since high school, and they get him a trial at the LA Riots. They are a bit concerned that LA Galaxy might not be impressed enough to offer him a contract though, being as how he's a 35yo Mechanic from East LA who hasn't played "soccer" since high school, so they bring in a professional to train him up. I was all set for Vinny Jones at this point, I was sure Vinny Jones was going to walk in, but - hahaha - instead of that - hahaha - they got a chick to do it hahahahahaha! And this guy is even worse than this chick! Seriously, he wouldn't even get a game for Pompey reserves he's f*cking terrible! I will watch some more now and let you know how it turns out!

The One Where Rachel From Friends Gets RAPED.

Do you find him annoying? I find him Good Actor! He does play the usual angry intense character in this show tho, tbf.

I know you're sposed to treat short people as equals nowadays, but I can't help but look down on them.

Did they make you have naked baths with your father-in-law? Friend of mine said he had to do it because it's a common custom over there, but I've always thought there is more to the story, if you know what I mean

I don't really use them products. I am slightly concerned bout tape tho.

Bet Andy Murray is shitting it! Gonna lose all them £ndorsements if he's not English anymore.

I watched some of the knick! It was quite interest. I like it when the guy went to prostitute and ordered "The Busy Flea". I was v.interest bout this! Turns out the busy flea is when prostitute pretends that there is an insect somewhere about her person (which tbf there probably is) and she is finding it ticklish, so she stands there frantically scratching at her undergarments going ooooh! is so tickly! ooooh! i made my gf perform the busy flea for me, but I only achieved mediocre results

i would like an affirmative action, whoever our best evar black player is pls. Also maybe like a chick or something.

nta 1-0 hodgson nta 1-1 hodgson nta 1-2 hodgson

I ****ing love Wellbz, I wish he were saints

That's what you call a proper beard, Lallana! Good work Rickie

Not unless someone tells him hair plugs look even worse than bald