Bearsy

Omg if my boss brought someone in to do all my work and I didn't have to do any work, and I still got paid exactly the same... I would be so pumped!

I found the first sentence confusing. Let him know pls. Edit: I liked most the rest of it tho! I wasn't sure if he didn't include double negative or not, I didn't notice bout that. I did see couple typos tho. I also yearned for more local colour, the smell of the barbie, the distant chirp of quarrelling abo's, the bit where one guy balances a pint on his head while you punch him etc things like that

Vlaar would prefer not to go to Man Utd cos he thinks Van Gaal is a c*nt. I am friendly with a villa player & this is what he told me. He didn't know what Vlaar thoughts are on Koeman tho.

tks i had a feeling it would be spikey haired twat

was it Rat Boy, or Spikey Haired Twat? I enjoyed ur story, and need closure on this point pls.

My tv aerial blew off the roof in the high winds last year & I still get all channels just fine. Round my way people refer to this as a the Miracle of Mere Green, and sometimes they come round just to look at my tv in an attitude of awe + wonder.

I could see how he ended up world record holder for making chances or whatever it was, every other pass was a through ball, or an attempt at one.

sperms

I think Apple stuff will be less good in future. I've noticed that even my dear beloved iPhones & iPad has become less reliable since Jobs died.

And then some! "Thinking about buying a new laptop around Easter" ffs. I find the news that Batman plans his IT procurement 8 months in advance to be startling + deeply worrying. I prob won't be able to sleep now, I haven't given a moments thought to what purchases I'm making next easter.

and birmingham

seemed to disappear bout the same time as irene. hope he's still alive & we're talking basement rather than patio

Do Edit: sign him pls

when i saw thread title i thought, finally! Bermuda Saint is openly scouting the forum for life partner! I had my cv ready, but Alas! He seems more interested in JWP

that's what i was afraid of! Anyone who knows anything about bears, knows we don't have spare fivers lying around for such frivolities. Any spare fivers we have are invested in the emerging crack + condom markets.

How many goals do you think Taider will score this season? I think

i know what ur doing glasgow but carry on pls

mouth Edit: hi glasgow!

i watched that the other day. Ralph Fiennes was hilarious! The bit where the police come and he's chatting with them and then he just suddenly turns and legs it was beautiful, i rewound & watched that bit 5 times over!

i dare say he might be quite good, but them you look at tadic & what you can buy with £10m in foreign markets & I'm thinking no tks!

shhh i'm trying to hook bros with my classic trolls, don't tip them off pls!

Good performance but I'm not getting carried away, it was a good time to meet Liverpool. Would have been a lot tougher if Gerrard was playing.

new shirt selfie pls

woah so is football! I refuse to believe MLG would hand out generous international wage bumps without checking with club first.

He seems good handling & his kicking weren't as bad as advertised. I like him. I think he might be even better than Irene.