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Doing the ole sit back & wait for the equaliser now. Not so keen!

Yeah that's fair B-Man, maybe we're spoiled with right backs but stones don't seem much. Delph looks better than I thought tho, I spose cos you don't normally get to see him play football at villa

Really? Been miles better than WC in my opinion! Never seen a DM give the ball away as much as wilshere does tho, he's been annoying me a bit!

Need a win here a defeat could ultimately put us out of the Euro

Hmm hearing it's a bit more in the balance now! Still hopeful England can nick it tho, would be a massive win on S-Land's home turf!

Come on England! Looking quite good at mo!

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i still think England can win this. I know it's an away game but we deffo have more class

I think this will be easy cos Newcastle are poop! I would really rub it in by playing second team, or at v.least give starts to some of the fringe players like Taider and Ramirez In other news I'm already looking forward to watching True Geordie's angar video! That was one of my highlights of last season! [video=youtube_share;BE_dgKxeSlw]http://youtu.be/BE_dgKxeSlw

omg guise just hearing that Baby Cambridge is going to have another brother or sister! I don't know how to feel bout this i was already pretty annoyed that Prince George stole a lot of Baby Cambridge's thunder when he was born & i don't know bout splitting the country into thirds. Hopefully it will be girl and no-one will give a f*ck!

i saw a bird at festival wearing a "Breading at Reading" t-shirt. She seemed strangely familiar somehow, she looked like Carson from Downton Abbey and was going up to people trying to start arguments about the grammatical inconsistency of James Brown's "I Feel Good"

i initially thought he'd finally gone mental, then i realised what he was up to and i was like, lol.

yeah i took a break from my regular activities to work on my import business, I am launching many rare & imported std's in the birmingham area initially and then I hope to expand nationwide. This is of small interest tho compared with the news that I missed the opportunity to sex your daughter at Reading festival FFS! I would love to sex your daughter! I deffo didn't tho, I mean I did sex one bird but it weren't your daughter, she didn't correct my grammar or troll my anger management issues or anything. Specific concerns: Yes I have been non bullying on saintsweb since 2010! Except dumb bros like barry & tokyos obv. And no, I'm not v.caught up on everything yet so I haven't tried breading yet but i will try it with gf and let you know.

There is nowt as terrible as international break, when the common zeitgeist is redundant and bletch has nothing better to do, than troll CB Fry

LUKE SHAW: Southampton, England and Man Utd At Southampton, we always know we have a player on our hands when Chelsea try to buy his fetus. Such it was with Luke Shaw. He looked the part from the moment he stepped onto the St. Mary's turf, and we have the highest opinion of him. We think he has the quality to play Champions League football (but I guess we'll never know ). Here we address the most common criticisms thrown his way: Luke Shaw Is Defensive Liability I hear this said every now and then, and for me it’s just a dumb cliché people always say about teenage defenders. I’ve seen bad defenders (we gave Danny Fox 23 Premier League starts!) and Luke Shaw is nothing of the sort. His positioning is perfectly fine, he doesn’t get beaten one-on-one, he doesn’t give the ball away in dangerous positions. If occasionally he gets caught up field when the opposition counter attack, that’s just the inevitable trade off of playing wing-back, and he always busts a gut to get back. Notwithstanding, his defensive responsibilities are less critical in the United team when titans like Smalling and Jones are covering Luke Shaw Is Well Fat When Luke Shaw broke into the first team the Southampton fans immediately noted that he had the fat arse of a middle-aged black woman. It’s not clear if he gained an ample rump through genetic heritage or excessive fried chicken, but it has always been there, stretching out his shorts. Accusations of poor fitness however came as a surprise to us, especially from a squad that has Wayne Rooney as it’s captain. Luke Shaw does not lack pace, or stamina or strength. Quite the opposite, to haul an arse like that up and down the left flank for 90 minutes as I have often seen him do, takes a near herculean effort of supreme fitness! I should love to see Luke Shaw vs Wayne Rooney running a beep test or whatever. Luke Shaw Is Well Thick That Luke Shaw has a reputation for stupidity amongst his peers, considering his peers are Premier League footballers, is alarming. In his time at Southampton we never found out the full extent of his retardation, but to walk into a Premier League changing room and be introduced as “the thick one” is a remarkable achievement. I am not however completely convinced that Luke Shaw is any more stupid than the next left back. I rather suspect that he is just not widely educated. If you asked Luke Shaw the capital of Nicaragua no doubt he would blushingly decline, hell, if you asked him the Prime Minister of England I’d only give you 50/50 odds, but these are not the areas of his expertise. They are of no interest to him. If you asked Luke how to force Aaron Lennon onto his left foot, or how long it takes to eat a Nando’s Jumbo Platter he would no doubt give you a more positive answer. Whatever the truth, it seems unlikely to impact on his football career. That Luke Shaw is not wandering around the pitch contemplating the impact of post-soviet oligarchic venality on Crimean political stability, ought not to prevent him passing the ball to Wayne Rooney. Luke Shaw Is Flatter To Deceive Ah, here you have me. While I find his defensive abilities fully formed, he has always been the attacking third’s nearly man. He’s got the skills, he’s got the pace, the ability to beat a man, a left foot capable of terrific delivery, but he’s never quite put it together. This will come, I reckon. Leighton Baines didn’t score a Premier League goal until he was 22 and he’s now the World’s Greatest Attacking Evar Left Back, or something. For the time being, Luke Shaw’s attacking contribution must remain metaphorical. Like Rooney’s hair.

this struck me unlikely so i investigated on googles. I found report that liverpool has produced "more top-flight footballers than any other English provincial city since the birth of the Premier League in 1992" To make it work tho, they had to break London down into 32 separate boroughs, otherwise it would have wiped floor with liverpool.

when i got crabs in ibiza i had to fly back at my own expense

No Jack Cork or Clyne either. Hope they're not injure/transfer

People need to leave off Pelle! Given time, good coaching and the right type of service and support he could easily develop into something approaching a mediocre Premier League striker. He could be the Carlton Cole or Jonathan Walters that we have been looking for. Let's not right him off too soon pls.

If anything, i find it better

chip off the ole block!

Danny Wellbz is my favourite player in world football! If we don't get Danny Wellbz cos of stupid Shane Long, I will be so angar with stupid Shane Long! When stupid Shane Long's name is read out, I will boo stupid Shane Long. If stupid Shane Long scores goal, I will refuse to celebrate stupid Shane Long's goal. If stupid Shane Long heads wide from 2 yards, I will applaud sarcastically for stupid Shane Long heading wide from two yards. Stupid Shane Long will rue the day that he wasn't Danny Wellbz! This important message was brought to you from hotel at Reading Festival. Weather is good, and forecast is BOOBS. Good luck in today's game, Saints bros!

Redknapp is gonna look pretty stupid if it turns out Malky raped someone, or is pedophile

Good work pap

i dunno how GWC stands with regards to distribution of pornographic materials, but i would be pleased to contribute!