Bearsy

sorry bout calling you dork beckenham, i don't really think ur dork i just like calling people dork at the mo! Ur right about gingerone tho. Massive dork by the sounds of it

he said that bout signing Toby Alderwierieidel also...

Rest of squad: Thanks a lot, Jose Fonte kiss-arse

omg look at this dork!

Redknapp can be quite pragmatic when he wants to be, I expect QPR to adopt a men behind the ball approach and if they fluke their way to a result this will be reviewed on MOTD as Redknapp Schools Koeman In Tactical Masterclass and Ferdinand Rolling Back The Years. That said I think the twin goal threat of Nathaniel Clyne and Jack Cork will be too hot to handle, and I'm predicting the Lawrenson: 2-0 pls!

There's a tv show on BBC this morning called "Saints and Scroungers". I was so pumped to watch this! But it turns out nothing to do with south coast football

Lol I would take almost anything if that happened! I mean even if we ended up in league 2 with tesco owning the ground and everyone had to stump up £1000 just to cover Shane Longs back-pay!

When we look back on this era, I mean from some point in the distant future when it's gone a bit pear shaped and we end up back in the Championship or whatever, I want at least a cup win to show for it pls! Is that too much to ask? One cup win pls & brief European jaunt!

i was quite interest in Jonny Cash after the movie come out + I listened to his albums & i like the folsom prison one best. He done a song called flushed from the bathroom of ur heart which was v.lols. I also like the one about anal sex. This is the things I know bout J.Cash!

* sigh* Americans started strong & the two leads is excellent, but somewhere along the line I lost interest and I don't watch it no more. I tried True Blood also but I couldn't stomach that Sookie bird at any price and I found it the wrong kind of dumb, I mean the kind of dumb where the bros making the show don't know they're being dumb I'm v.hard to please, apparently!

I can't find any good shows to watch, I've seen all the good ones that pap is only just getting round to cos he's such business and having an actual Life I was watching this one show bout a guy with a hot sister, and i was watching it mainly for the hot sister, but then she got outed in the Fappening and now I've seen an actual video of her fingering herself I'm less interested in watching her poncing about with clothes on "Hi, my name is Abigail Spencer. I make videos where I'm fingering myself and I save them to iCloud for safe-keeping"

I would take Ramirez on loan from Hull & Boruc on loan from Bournemouth. I think this would fill out our squad nicely!

wHat dOEs cLYnE hAVe AgAInsT sQuIDs?

This is all truth, Smirking! Only gripe is that we were so comfortable it looked a bit pipe+slippers sometimes, could have had 5 if we wanted it!

Might have been a tougher game if some of their big guns like Podolski were playing

Nice! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2767086/Arsenal-1-2-Southampton-Dusan-Tadic-Nathaniel-Clyne-bring-Saints-send-Gunners-Capital-One-Cup.html

That will ****ing do! Hadn't shoved it up the Arse since 1987, apparently. Gardos my MOTM but pretty much everyone done good!

few bros look a bit tired now

word for gardos, looks f*cking brilliant! Such calm on the ball! No Jinx pls!

http://www.streamking.org/channel11.html Seems pretty good so far, but English commentary

If I was gonna compare him to a Liverpool bro, it would be Sterling!

selfish, Saint86. V.selfish! Edit: I will accept these infos by pm, I won't tell any of the other mother****ers promise!

I'm v.keen on Mane! I reckon he's gonna add the one attacking element we were missing, a bro who runs at defenders with +pace!

prob the hardest struck shot you'll see all season! Who knew clyne had that in his locker?

F*cking strike that is!