Bearsy

I enjoyed that tks! I watched the whole thing cos I was hoping for a big finish! In other news I was out with my brother earlier, he is computers, he said he's just got virtual reality development kit thing, he said it's gonna be Big Deal soon cos of applications in gaming & porn industries! It's a headset thing you wear, apparently, and it means you can look right up the vag or whatever. I said I seen Virtual Reality thing ages ago and it was dumb and he said no this is unlike anything you've seen before, and I said doesn't that rather defeat the object? and then I laughed for like 10 minutes straight cos that struck me as good joke. Do any bros know bout this? It is called something rift or something? It's for virtual reality + porn

IIRC G10 caps they're all wearing is guly's own clothing brand. Where does one go about buying G10 cap pls? I think I would be much cred if I wore G10 cap at SMS!

shut up jeff i totally got it! It's like this: Say you wanted to ban women from ur football ground, but you can't actually ban women cos of equal rights, what you would do is you'd show ur security teams a video of someone moaning on about how cold they are and did i remember to set skybox to record x-factor, and tell them if they hear anyone moaning on like that to eject them from the ground.

Tks andy. That's what i thought they'd prob do, i was just confused why they hadn't done it earlier. It would have been the first thing i tried.

How much money does ur mate get paid to be human trial, andy? And how does it work, do they give you vaccine then make you have bath with dead monkey?

**** we're all ****ed

So, to recap pls, as long as I don't eat bats or monkeys, or bathe with infected corpses, I'll prob be ok yeah? Yeah? Pls!

I personally do not believe this bros testimony bout black-face being a disguise! In the article it says they got the dance from Moors - it was originally called Moorish Dance - and if my mind search is correct Moors is what Kevin Costner called Morgan Freeman in the movie Robin Hood Prince of Bros, so it is prob a racist term for people who look like Morgan Freeman! Therefore, I conclude, if one was to perform a "Moorish Dance" one would naturally black-face, not as disguise from coppers, but as to look more like Morgan Freeman in a v.racist fashion! I think I have blown this case wide open!

I paid £16 recently to watch a local team play in the Vanarama Conference North. You can prob get Bayern Munich season ticket for that! Or whatever.

I saw this, and it made me think I'd be ok cos I'm v.careful bout not eating terrorist poo. Maybe it's not fact tho?

like this, but with professional proof-readers pls. We don't want this prestigious memorial to be TBII

heard a little rumour that this is going to be frustrating draw. Don't shoot messenger pls!

What would we guess that bros choose for Match of Their Lives? I spose Baird will be cup final, and Hooiveld that time he scored a brace for Fulham, but what will the other bros be?

I've read Rickie's piece. ...The editor prob wants shooting, but the content is very much to my interest so I will prob buy this. ...I wish they'd done Ali Dia for the lols.

Pfft playing Football Manager is like a full-time job, MLG. If anything, you should be paying us.

It's cos we get this same thread every month. (edit: thread title joke soz)

translation pls is this a no door-lock situation, or some kind of russian sport?

Soz

They always follow leads

Why do dogs make such good detectives?

yeha tks bbit busdwy atmo ment talk llahyer

I give tokyos story that he swam "miles out" to sea before urinating, little credence. More likely he fizzed one down the water-chute at alton towers

I'm sort of with KRG i was lols at the Fappening at first, but now i feel bad for the birds and i would rather it hadn't happened I mean still send me those pics of the little boy from game of thrones, obviously, but i won't enjoy looking at them and if i ever bump into him or whatever i won't mention that i have seen them i will be preux chevalier

You seem hung up on the fact that bletch can't take a piss without shitting himself. Ur acting like it's news, but for my part I had always suspected as much.