Bearsy

same as saturday really, stoke should be nowhere near this game but find themselves only a goal short we still look much more likely for next goal tho

gr8 ball from tadic right there

jeez high quality goals in this game!

It's a shame for Stoke fans, they've prob been looking forward to this game for weeks. It's all anyone has been talking about. Kids have been making commemorative posters at school, 10 page pull-out in their local paper, prob they've shut the mines down for the day or whatever... and then it's all over in 10 minutes. Hopefully they can make a bit of a fight in the second half, just for the fans.

Good first half, but spare a thought for Forster. Must be v.bored

he's not particular athlete, or hard shot or tricks or whatever, but that bro is such a quick thinker.

**** YEAH!!!! for me that was even better than the first goal!

omg I'm up for this now! I was already getting annoyed with stoke & ref for letting too many fouls & shirt-pulls go, they deserve no mercy pls! Hope you lubed up, stoke bros!

GOOAAAAAL!

COMMENTATOR FACT #1: Stoke have never beaten Southampton in the League Cup

I've not heard of most of these Stoke players. Are there any to watch out for?

I have been v.confident about this all along, I spose we all have, but as the game draws near I'm starting to feel a few nerves. The Stoke crowd will be well up for this, it's a big chance for them! Something to tell their grand-kids about. The players too, if their manager knows his business he will be pointing out to them that if they do it, if they somehow manage to pull off what would be one of the biggest cup upsets of all time, they could find themselves on both the back and front pages of tomorrows papers, and ultimately could end up getting a chance at a better club. Seems far-fetched, I know, but as the game draws near I'm starting to think, maybe, just maybe Stoke have got a chance. Hope not tho COYR

hmm i dunno, i wouldn't sign up for something that required a genuine email. I rather suspect you just wanted to receive mail-shots/male-shots from these gay dogging bros, for some reason

guise pls Anyone know what 360 vizualization entails exactly? I am interested in this.

cheers that all sounds positive. Interesting that we only have room in the squad for one JC, I spose if that really is the case i would prob plump for Jordy too.

well yeah i actually figured that's what it was. I didn't get one, but then I'm not usually dumb enough to put my own email address in them sign up things, I usually put tonyblair@10downingstreet.com or whatever. He deals with my correspondence for me.

i find it v.difficult to follow that email, tokyos. One sentence seems to have v.little bearing on the next. What, if anything, is you babbling on about pls?

hope our bros go easy tonight, I've a nasty feeling it could turn out like the Sunderland game and that made me v.uncomfortable, like watching a rape. Hopefully koeman tells our bros to keep the score down pls. No more than 3-0 pls.

shut up pls i think i'm in here

i had to send her 2 cos of the size of my attachment

wtf i just got the same thing, and I swear to you i have never searched bearsy and tokyo in my life! I mean, why would i? If i wanted to see our sex-snaps i would just access our icloud account!

Turkish just said that you assured us of your expectations, MLG, which you did bro. However like you say the completion of your expectations relies on others, you cannot be held accountable so don't panic. Pls no-one reply to this, i have everyone on ignore

smoke a lot of weed = suck a lot of cock the green side of Glasgow = England People would see me and shout Toke yo = People would see me and shout Fuck you other than the above corrections, the rest of tokyos account passes fact-checking I just saw bjk on main board, i always think of this bro as BJ King but i don't remember how i found this out

Yeah that would be good too, Beckenham. I'm just thinking of ways to add more drama to this competition. Maybe we can give Stoke a 7 goal start?

Seems a waste of everyone's time actually bothering to play this game, it would be easier all round if Greg Dyke just put us straight through to the next round. I spose it's nice for the yokels to see what proper football looks like but it seems harsh that our players should have to risk injuries etc just because of quaint old-world formalities. Maybe they should look at some sort of pre-qualification process for teams like stoke in future, like bros are saying bout San Marino? Doesn't leave a lot for us to talk about, really Who do we want in the next round? I would quite like Liverpool at home pls.