Bearsy

This is true, but I reckon it could be rogue season, like the time Everton snuck in on 61 or whatever it was. Less than 70 points I reckon, this year would do it for us. Maybe 65. Not sure bout 62, which is how many points we will finish with.

If we sell more of our best players we'll prob win the world cup. That is how it works at Southampton yo!

Thinking bout adding Everton to the list of clubs that ain't gonna catch us

It is pretty interesting what we're doing. The dollar clubs usually spend on squad players we spend on markus liebherr pavillions & youth training. I read we have the smallest squad of senior bros in the Premier League, but I spose that is trade off to give route to young bros route to first team. I.e. I reckon we're gonna sacrifice Jack Cork in the summer to give more opportunity to Reed + Ward-Prowse. Redslo should write a blog post on it, or whatever.

Yeah, bench looks strong tho, i spose. 05 Vertonghen 09 Soldado 10 Adebayor 11 Lamela 13 Vorm 15 Dier 19 Dembélé

01 Lloris 16 Naughton 04 Kaboul 21 Fazio 03 Rose 29 Capoue 38 Mason 17 Townsend 23 Eriksen 22 Chadli 18 Kane lot of meh in that line up tbf. Champions League? U sir, is having a laugh!

i offered the devil my left nut in exchange for saints finishing above spurs Much as I am enjoying this, i am regretting the deal now. I'm quite fond of my left nut

pochetinno stoke hoodoo continues! This is the season that keeps on giving!

he's like a rich man's brett ormerod

SO LONG SHANE SHLONG!!!!

gr8 work shlong! always said £12m bargain!

Lol @ koeman's old lady lap blanket!

Shhh respect army bros

lol northerners! Hope they don't bring that braveheart spirit down with them!

I would prob still make us favourites if they played 15 ulloas

Some of the links on here, usually the first one, will work on ipads come kick off. http://www.tvole.me/ However, prob no sound, and also crap out every 20 mins so you have to refresh

a) Genitals should be detachable + different tools for different jobs. In particular design + siting of nutsack not thought through by G b) Fingernails should grow to desired length, then stop growing pls. No need for it! c) Earlids pls d) My food hole + breath hole should be different holes, so i can breathe + feed same time pls That is just off top of head! Van Gaal is right bout this!

my only worry is that we might be ceding home advantage by playing in the same stadium as these bros. Poss move this one to the Markus LeBear Pavillion? Good idea yes/no?

c*nt! Edit: not you, Monk, soz Edit2: not poster Monk, manager Monk. Soz poster Monk

I've got pulled up 3 times already for walking around whistling the "Hi-ho" song I can't help it! It's involuntary!

they're cheaper tim. We've got some + they're v.cheap. We've also got a dwarf! I can't wait to see how much time this dwarf bro takes off at christmas, I can hardly sleep nights wondering bout it! It's great where i work!

like I said is the new "y'know" [video=youtube_share;EJFAzci38vw]

There are v.few non-saints managers who I don't think, to greater or lesser extent, to be c*nts. I spose I'd give Steve Bruce & Pellegrini a pass for now, but other than that, Rogers - c*nt! Allardyce - c*nt! Warnock - c*nt! Mourinho - c*nt! Pardew - c*nt! Pochettino - c******nt! I'd prob be quite fond of any of them if they was managing saints tho. I'm v.fickle!