Bearsy

wonder when Tom Cleverly will get his first touch? Must be some kind of record!

Looked to me like he was just bored. FFS four-star! Play sudoku or something!

I should have thought, in the DP World Championship, the winner comes last?

sorry to disappoint, philly! I've deferred the ole head in the oven, until after we get mugged at Villa Park. VILLA 1 - 0 SAINTS

My Villa correspondent informs me their CB partnership will be their 4th & 5th choice CBs, which in Saints terms would mean like, Maya + No-one Also they're missing Delph + Benteke, which are probably their two MVPs VILLA 0 - 5 SAINTS

word, if we actually do have a lower win rate on sky, it's cos they mostly only televise us when we're playing Man Utd or whoever. VILLA 0 - 3 SAINTS

I'm not v.chipper bout Xmas either, I propose †mas to be better abbreviation. What do you bros think bout this pls?

I'm saying if they keep rewarding them with fame + fortune i.e. by putting them on tv, then more birds will prob start playing + some of them will be more good + more better looking. It's the blobfish to catch a tuna, or whatever the expression is.

beautifully done

good kit suggestion! The rest of that is off point tho i reckon, it's only bad compared to bro football, but I don't see why they can't end up producing quality technique players even if they'll always be outmatched athletically by bros. I mean like women's tennis. I would enjoy women's tennis even if they didn't wear skirts. They do good tennis! Edit: I wonder if they should consider smaller pitch + smaller goals?

Next time CB Fry lols at a Turkish post, I'm gonna produce this image! It will be such a burn!

lol that's tomorrows front page sorted! OHIO SAINT IN JIZZ PANTS SHOCK!

Hi Yuki! Prepare yourself for disappointment Can none of our other fine players tempt you? How about a Jack Cork? Would you like some Jack Cork?

You cain't keep a good bear down! I was gonna say the same as you anyway, this was prob more worthwhile broadcast than Watch Me Redecorate My Kitchen, or whatever the f*ck else they broadcast nowadays.

harsh

what if it's strip poker?

Ponch done a number on Gaston with a bit of insider knowledge. Get your bros to kick him all game, sooner or later he'll lash out. He saw it at, erm, vs west brom wasn't it?

Not unreasonable for them to pump up prices when the top 4 come to play. Every club does it.

Guise! Relax! I'm not dead I was just jokes! Guise? Guise! Also, pls don't tell Lou what happened to my last forum girlfriend. We don't want to scare her off pls

On the contrary, I've been writing to the beeb for years asking them to broadcast German porn. Watching those manly Germans butt-f*ck 11 English ladies live on national television, in glorious HD, was delicious! Or at least, it would have been, had I watched it. Which I didn't

kills self

i would be suicidal if i was a villa fan!

west ham reverting to type, Carroll & Carlton Cole up front, Nolan in behind to collect the hoofs. Shame!

yeah prob, i wouldn't call him my bro tho, i never heard of him till last week when he did a ched evans on chambers

not unless ur playing leftback for swansea, saint_clark