Bearsy

At our best we're as thrilling a proposition as any of the Champions League bros. At our worst we're like a Sunderland or Stoke or one of the dumb teams like that. What our average is tho, that remains to be established. Prob much the same as Everton or Spurs. Somewhere around 6-8th. Prob something like that.

Referee gonna try and even the decisions up this half

Good news for the Japanese fanbase

Look, I don't care what anyone says, we have just seen one of the worst moustaches of the season, and Joe Hart is lucky to be on the field. F*ck knows how the referee missed it. Even the commentators can't believe it.

Never a pen. Referee spot on. I'd of booked Joe Hart as well, cos of his moustache.

Dunno bout this really. Doesn't seem right for Morgan to finger Chambers.

This girlfriend sounds like a real piece of work! He's out working or whatever, and she rings him up. She's still lazing around in bed, belly full of Chicken McNuggets: PELLE: Hello GF: Do you know what day it is? PELLE: Tuesd- What? GF: You've forgotten, haven't you? PELLE: What? GF: It's our 8 month anniversary, and you have done nothing. NOTHING! Where are my hundred roses? Where is my cake? Where are my Chicken McNuggets? I could really go for some Chicken McNuggets right now! YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!

He took his girl-friend to expensive restaurant for valentine's day, but she made him fetch Chicken McNuggets from McDonald's, because that is her favourite dish. She ate them at their table. In fancy restaurant. While everyone else was eating Pan-seared Foie Gras, or whatever. Chicken McNuggets.

His granddad's name is Pipe.

Exactly right Fry. That poor guy must be constantly bombarded with knowledge and insight, working at Sky TV and moving in the football circles that he does. We can only imagine the sheer magnitude of alcohol and drug abuse he has to subject himself, in order to forget this accumulated knowledge, and achieve the Bloke-Down-The-Pub ideal. He's a hero.

I wonder if a student ever did a dissertation that wasn't about safe standing, or didn't include a survey from Saintsweb? Seems unlikely. Maybe someone doing Fashion degree or something? Edit: I done ur survey for you tho bro. Good luck!

Hmm i dunno bout you, but if I was sky tv pundit I would prob watch most games. I would prob get recordings from Sky TV and watch them at home. It wouldn't be all gravy, watching Stoke vs Burnley or whatever, especially when I already know the result, but I would do it. I would call it 'working'.

Like this bit!

His shtick is to be as ignorant and partial as the average fan. Unfortunately for Merse, Gary Neville has somewhat raised the bar when it comes to football punditry, and viewers are becoming less tolerant of asinine comments and general stupidity. Yo days is numbered, Merse! Shape up or ship out!

he licks his fingers and his thumb, and then he shoves them up your bum Edit: that's ur missing line, percy

Been a while since we had a thread about fingering!

This article seems to be missing the bit explaining how come we're the Premier League's Barcelona? When did this happen? I did not get the memo!

"I hadn't seen them play before" Good effort Mers. It's only November.

Is it time to take Robbie Savage seriously? No, it isn't.

Word, underestimate at your peril, City Bros! I'm quite optimistic, Tevez hasn't scored in ages and I've never particularly rated Mancini as a manager. SAINTS 2 - 1 CITY

Yes, yes, whatever! Did I read somewhere that ur boyfriend is pregnant? I was trying to find the thread so I could add my thoughts on this, but I can't find it. Pass on my congratulations pls, if you find out who the father is

I am v.poor too spudders I'm not even joking, the water & gas bros keep ringing me up + threatening to come round my gaff with menaces. This is one of the reasons I need this essential doorbell! Do you know any ways to make bank? I need to make bank, bro! V.serious, no trolls pls. Edit: I shoplifted a 39p cadbury's wispa hot chocolate sachet from Sainsbury's the other day. I'm not even joking! I didn't have enough money for it I feel v.guilty bout it. I never stole anything before Edit2: Other than virginities

I've had better

I'm getting one too! I'm gonna record message "FUCK OFF!" and fix it to my front door, like doorbell. Goodbye to unwanted sales bros, hello to peaceful enjoyment of my premises!

We've already got sell-outs at Man United, Arsenal, Liverpool & Spurs, so I suppose Man City is the next logical step.