Bearsy

massive win! Lolz @ win report goes straight up, lose reports... not so much!

Hi Hypo! Firstly congratulations on ur getting married situation! I am pleased for you! And also for ladies in general. I mean, sure, one of them has to suffer but its for the greater good of ladies in general. Only joking, congratulations v.seriously! I will come and sing at ur wedding! I will do this for £50 + free bar. I mostly sing Christmas Carols. I can guarantee horn!

I think this is definitely happening

No I'm genuine interest! You can do a lot more damage with a 50p than, say a fivepence. I was wondering how much investment the coin thrower had made! The story of someone throwing Boruc at a water bottle does sound more dramatic tho, I grant you

hi what denomination was it pls?

hmm i know there's a bletch style homo joke in their somewhere, but i can't find it!

omg mince! I meant mince lol ur right c+g is the worst confusion!

Last Christmas my mum forgot to order a turkey and the only thing she had for us to eat was minge It was quite nice, but not v.christmassy

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Sounds like the cricket hooligans causing trouble again. Something really needs to be done about those c*nts. Same thing every winter, just cos their own dumb game is off-season they try and pick a fight with peace-loving football fans. F*cking middle-class scum.

Bit sloppy that.

Ings is playing for his new contract. Not sure we'll give him one tho.

hmm not sure we're gonna have much joy just lobbing in crosses today. Pass+movement pls!

Is it legal to do them things, as long as I don't film them?

Is it true that they were putting hummus up people's bumholes? Edit: Hummass!

I like Home Alone a lot, i always watch it in december. I watched it just the other day. I always cry when the little bro's mum comes home I like Gremlins too.

F*ck Die Hard! Yogi's First Christmas

i like the darkness one cos it's got bell-ends in it. I also like all the ones about baby jesus. I also like the one in home alone about BJs, it's a hymn i think. I also liike John Denver & The Muppets Christmas Together. Great album. I can't stomach that pogues one at any price

Soz The first part of that story was true though, I just got bored + embellishment

It makes me laugh when people say they cook from scratch and then it turns out they use shop-bought oven & utensils etc. I hunter-gatherer in the manner of my ancestors! Last night I went to San Carlo restaurant in Birmingham. It's pretty good restaurant! They have photos when you walk in of all the famous bros that eat there, and centre piece stood with the owner or whatever, gurning at the camera, was our own Shane Long! When it came to ordering I asked for "Whatever Shane Long had," and the waiter looked at me for a moment like I was mental, but then he nodded and brought me every item on the menu. It was ridiculous! I was v.hungry but I couldn't even get halfway through the various courses. I complained and the waiter bro said, 'But Sir, you ordered the Shane Long. You see? You couldn't finish.'

Good poster IMO, will be sorry to see him go. Hope he steers clear of RAWK & Fighting Cocks etc. I would prefer it if he went abroad

omg this guy got it spot on!

I'm not worried bout Forster. He's good enough, but not so good that we're obliged to sell him to Liverpool. He's four star.

United made far more mistakes than we did.

I like the new japanese one, wassisname, Yuki? Best japanese poster on this board by a country mile