Bearsy

Bah boo f*ck football. That was like last season, we seem to have to work so hard for our wins! These ****s just rock up, play crap and wait for one of their four £30m strikers to dig the out the sh*t. ****s

hahaha **** you rooney

Makes me nervous when we dominate but don't score! Feel like I know what's coming

deserved

pls stop post thumbnail pls convict makes eyes hurt! post pictures big pls!

Yeah, spill chalet ffs

If Van Gaal is the petty, bitter man I take him for, he prob thinks of beating Koeman as his cup final. Hope he gets stuffed. Stupid rooster looking ****. Southampton 5 - 1 Man Utd

We could still take the French. I went to Paris the other week, returned undefeated. As soft as their cheese.

My Dad's getting Command and Control by Eric Schlosser. It's about Nuclear Bombs & is v.terrify! I had to go to some trouble to find the nice hard-back edition with the blue cover tho. I dunno if it's still in print or whatever.

That's cos he weren't so tightly marked

Speed limits are just guidelines! I make sensible, informed decisions based on road conditions etc. Sometimes I go faster than speed guidelines, sometimes I go more slow than suggested. Coppers tbf are quite ok with this, they don't pull you over if you're driving safe, even if you're speeding. Cameras however, are another matter. There is no arguing with those bros! You just have to pay them off, like bribe or tax.

*sigh* all our preconceptions are worthless! You're screwing up the data!

I'm coxford lou, it's just an account i use to troll turkish.

Has anyone ever met a bird who played Football Manager? Srs question, no trolls pls

The players kept stopping cos they thought it was referee's whistle. Ruined the game for me

i predict we haven't prepared a bid and we won't be signing this bro. That is my prediction! They are usually v.accurate!

it will be such ironing if turkish gets aids

I've noticed in the last 3 games the opposition manager has put his biggest, strongest defender right up Pelle's arse, and Pelle has struggled cos of it. Wenger ain't bothered. He's letting Pelle have a bit of room. Pelle will make him PAY! Arsenal 1 - 3 Southampton

Koeman has been telling them this for ages, but they just don't listen.

Pleased to see Flamini starting. Arsenal 1 - 2 Southampton

coolant is water, bro. The tint stuff is antifreeze + yeah it goes in same hole. You can buy it already mixed up (water + antifreeze) or you can buy the antifreeze neat + supply ur own water You deffo have leak in ur rad system + need to go garage. If ur not careful you'll end up overheating engine. Edit: Sorry, should mention that I don't really know what I'm talking about, the above is just what I decided when I had same prob last year. I also learned about not taking the cap off when the engine is hot. I learned that hard way

There's a shop near me and they've written "LE TITS NOW" in big letters in the window. Or rather they've written LETITSNOW just like that with no spaces. It took me ages to figure it out Arsenal 2 - 1 Southampton

Can you actually get Aids by having vagina sex? (Question for micro biologists only pls)

I watched a movie bout a girl who had a sex change, went back in time, f*cked herself, got herself pregnant and then gave birth to herself. Then she killed herself. I think it's based on true story.