Bearsy

I found the news report on Radio 1 this morning unnecessarily graphic, "an artery split in his neck and flooded his brain with blood". I had to pull over + vomit on the pavement. RIP

sounds like badger has failed in his main duty of fatherhood; brainwashing children into supporting saints. SFC should publish a pamphlet or something! Badger cubs are slipping through our fingers yo!

dunno, but interesting that "da notice" (ali g voice pls) is unenforceable. Newspaper bros will not be let of hook here if they accept them to cover up pedo child killings! Edit: Sorry if this post is miss point & non relevant, i'm out of my element

Fate? What kind of preacher is this! The Hand Of The Lord guides you, preacher, you should know this!

I'm saying he can't! I'm saying that once you go down this route, once you defer decisions on ur transfer dealings to the machines, judgement day is inevitable! Is only a matter of time! Future generations, huddled around meagre camp fires in empty + destroyed wastelands, will curse Black Box. Markus Liebherr Pavillion will be remembered not for it's role in producing young footballers, but will be known as Ground Zero for Robot Uprising, and it is all ur fault, Les Reed

yes v.funny lets b avenue, but this is not really laughing matter! What do we even know about Black Box? How can we trust it? Alright people will say it's only Jack Cork + we have loads of midfielders, but what if it starts picking on i.e. Nathaniel Clyne next? Would you like to lose Nathaniel Clyne on free transfer because Block Box decided not to offer him contract? WOULD YOU? Say NO to black box!

Sit down shurlock! it's clear that Black Box has got something against JC, i don't know if it's justified football reason or merely some kind of personal grudge, but I'm glad bros are asking the question. Black Box has got too much power at SMS I reckon! Poss need to install surge protection

Pellegrini will be v.concerned cos in his home language, "grini" means hat-trick SAINTS 3 - 0 MAN CITY

i would sooner we let him go on a free, than trick him into signing a new contract i have a v.delicate sense of honour

dunno bout the legitimacy of that theory, pap, but it sounds like a vote-winner for UKIP!

That's ok, ur nomination of Tokyos to provide ur BJ has been accepted. I didn't read the rest of that sentence - I'm v.busy - but I assume it is arranging time and place. Hope you enjoy! We do not require video

oh, well done Sarb! Who is the forum member of ur choice? Edit: Also, bonus point if you can explain what the thieves wanted with a trouser logo, bottle of champagne, stool height adjuster, kitchen role and Victor's left eye

Nice try, el scorchio, but no blow job for you! Tks for playing!

no sorry, leicester, missing CCTV is not evidence of theft of CCTV. You are not winner, this time

THESE NEFARIOUS BROS STOLE 5 THINGS FROM VICTOR! CAN YOU SPOT ALL 5? Before: After: Winner gets BJ from the forum member of their choice (or cash equivalent) Terms & conditions apply

I expect he'll be kept quite busy in the next 3 games, which will be interest to see how he gets on

every time someone says something dumb, which tbf is not infrequent, i immediately think OMG no! Turkish is going to accuse me of thinking Forster is no better than League 1, in 2016 or whenever it is that Forster wins Balloon Doors

Is that your own work, sog? I rather enjoyed it! Edit - sorry, that sounds like I'm faintly surprised, it's not at all that I think you incapable of producing long + interesting effort posts, it's just that i wouldn't normally expect you to deign to do so on here Edit2 - oh, I read the Smirking quote one, which was un-attributed. The reference to you writing future episodes of Black Mirror, makes more sense now!

Putting a cross in seems like a low percentage move when there is lots of defender bros in the box. What I would do, right, is run into the box + then dive.

Hardly seems worth playing the rest of the season now Koeman didn't say so - he's too professional for that - but you could tell in his post match interview, that he knows he's blown it

srsly? WOW! This gets my vote!

jesus, i didn't know bout this, and i kind of wish you hadn't told me This kind of thing is why i can't watch the news

Thought Villa's back 7 did pretty well, to be fair. Not the worst point we'll scrape this season!