Bearsy

ooh 1-1 good game this!

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Lot of good bros in this Swansea team tbf, Bony is monster, Montero, I've always liked Carroll also

That'll do!

Oh, we bears do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that - but not an absolutely bally insult like the above! Edit: wodehouse yo

curse you windows, you've done me right up. I shall not forget this!

Tricky one, I'm throwing my support behind Swansea, I have time for them. They're the 2nd best run club in the country!

Beardy!

I've been thinking bout this some more, and here is my advice for FA: Anyone on Sex Offenders Register should be ban from professional football, for as long as they remain on register. This seems to me a simple+sensible rule.

You have to feel some sympathy for this bro though, don't you, smirking? I mean, what chance did he ever have in life? How was he supposed to become an upstanding member of society? Being christened, "Ched"

I had sex-acts with bird when I was too drunk to consent. Does it work both ways? I'm thinking of using rape defence when gf finds out bout it.

are you thinking of that rule bout youth bros? I don't think that would apply here.

I'm with Jeff! I don't like to think of THE BLACK BOX as a small cinema with youtube clips and an excel spreadsheet, it's much more ethereal than that! There are mysteries in THE BLACK BOX which are beyond human understanding! I propose a regular Saintsweb series - What Mysteries Lurk In THE BLACK BOX? It can be like Twilight Zone. This week, the severed head of Jack Cork!

omg i'm so sad i missed barry yo barry is annoying but i miss him when he aint there, like bird

i reckon the reality was more like this. Take that kraut!

dunno what you mean by that one What do you make of what they're doing in America, kelv? They're changing it so that if you have sex with a bird, uv done a rape unless she specifically says "Yes, I do want to have sex with you please". It's to address situations like this one: [video=youtube_share;MZ1lc6KASWg]

Truth, I hope when the alien overlords return they don't read celebrity twitter feeds or youtube comment threads, cos they will prob just nuke the planet and be done with it

No! Was this Phil Mitchell bro in that also?

Eww I wouldn't assume that... I wouldn't even want to think about it! I don't actually care what happens to this bro, I hope no club picks him up tho. I agree that from what I read here tho, that his mate should have done a stretch too for being accomplice. It may be harsh i spose cos these situations can happen to the best of bros, but I would bang them both up under the "Listen bros, we're trying to have a civilisation here!" Regulations

Ur thinking of Walford Town FC, and he stopped following them when Sean Maguire got injured

I learnt this one from the pts thread. What you do right, is innocently ask, "Who are you playing this week?" and then when they say Morecambe or Stevenage or whatever, you have to fight hard to keep straight face, or laugh uproariously, depending how little respect you owe the poor sap.

There was one bit in the second half I noticed, but I feel like I must have it wrong. Clyne was foraging forward and took a shot, which Schmeichel saved. Then Schmeichel booted it straight upfield to that pacy bro they had playing on the left. Uh-oh, I thought, they've caught us out here. But we had a defender back, and he shut him down quickly with good one-one-one defending. Who's that? I thought. Nathaniel ****ing Clyne!

How does one go about listening to this bros famous exploits? I had assumed the sausage sandwich game was some sort of public school sex party, but I am now bristling with intrigue!

The exception, of course, is Pompey bros. Any Pompey bros, I am rubbing my self in their dirty, in-bred faces! I am but human!

Every Saints fan has a decision to make. Is it better to talk up our prospects, and risk ridicule for disappointed hopes, or to downplay our achievements and miss the opportunity to say "I told you so." For my part, I think we will achieve something special this season and for that reason, I am affecting an air of humility. We all hate the arrogance of big-club bros, even where it is warranted, so I am pretending to be surprised at each consecutive victory, and suggesting we will return to mid-table, soon enough. I picture myself at the the end of season collecting plaudits from rival bros of my acquaintance. "Well done, bear," will say the Utd bros, the Spurs bros, the Arsenal bros unto me. "I am glad for you." And though the words will be like ashes on their bitter tongues, though they will be envious of my superiority, they shall not be able to blame me for it. Amen