Bearsy

my head was in main board, and my balls naturally followed. I cannot apologise for this! My ambitions outstrip my surroundings! I will always remember the ppl of Muppet Show, as a bunch of c*nts I used to chat with, sometimes.

woah. Disrespect!

He promised me that I could host the next Curry Night, if I voted "correctly"

Yo Days Is Number Word Association Bros Yo Is Warned + Have 24 Hours To Vacate No Further Warnings Will Be Issued Yo

Suspicious delay speaks of results getting "managed" back stage. V.corruption imo.

maybe he quite likes it here, and likes his team bros, and recognises that playing behind Wanyama & Schneiderlin is about the best situation for a CB in all of world football!

Were is Beltch anyway? I'm starting to think the responsibility of administering end of year awards, was too much for the old duffer. I reckon he's had heart attack RIP

Yeah, yeah we're gonna get on to this! First we're gonna reel Strongarms in with simple tasks like destroying Word association threads, and stealth-editing all Beltch posts so they include typos, and then, when he is security & thinks we're ok bros, we're gonna trick him into conducting a massive jailbreak! Orange Peels, Barry, Dog, Dune, Miltonroader - they're all coming back yo! Edit: Do not tell Strongarms bout this

Spring cleaning yo! Saint-Armstrong has got mad skills + contacts in High Places. Put yo requests here + Saint-Armstrong will sort it out pls, he is like Jim'll Fix It, but with slightly less anal rape pls. First order of business, before we get onto important stuff like banning tokyos, is a bit of tidying up: 1. Lock the dumb Word Association thread, or at least move it to Lounge or Motoring forum where I don't have to look at it pls. Edit: I dunno if Saint-Strongarms can lock threads, if not, just change Word association thread title to, "If You Post In This Thread Ur Pets Will Get Aids" pls

i dunno i thought all 3 was decent enough efforts under circumstances! He got a bump in the back just as he was trying to place the header, i dunno that he could have done much more with the 2nd, and the 3rd, well i spose that was a bit of a boner, but he didn't have a lot of time to f*ck around with that either. i have got ur back, pelle bro!

Did you see that one bout some bro through fake money out a window, and 35 bros was trample to death in the greed stampede That was pretty bad I think it was China or somewhere like that

anything that draws fire from the grizzlies, is ok by me

I dunno CB Fry, a thing you often hear said is that Canada has same profusion of firearms, but nowhere near the same level of gun deaths. If as I suspect hockey saint is trying to point finger at gang & drug cultures, he might have a point. Not that I particularly care too much bout who wins arguments, i just wish bros would stop shooting bros! Edit: Or at least wait for zombie uprising!

gd summary, pap

oh, looks like my racial profiling works! I should be copper! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/11320668/Arsene-Wenger-confronted-by-fan-as-Arsenal-crash-to-defeat-at-Southampton.html

maybe i'm guilty of profiling or whatever, but he really looks like a gooner

Every time we lose a good manager, we get a better one. It's scary! We should sack him asap and win world cup!

It is v.romance! I'm not even going to make joke bout emulating ward-prowse and going for the tits finish! I won't even go there cos it's such romance!

Fonte: Here you go Ryan, take ur towel back. Bertrand: No tks

If this turns out to be some viral marketing thing I'm gonna be angar! Bless tho. Srsly. Cheeks like a chipmunk!

Dunno how legit this is, but no sign of the mental breakdown MLG predicted!

lg 2 goal right there! bet those dubious goals c*nts give it to mertesacker

I'm so excited right now!